August 06, 2009

Update with Tacky Animated Arrow

While I wait for something more interesting to come along to write about:

1. Lettuce
2. Cucumbers
3. Heirloom tomatoes, specifically, wrinkly, funny-shaped onesfarrow.gif


While they were not part of the original goal, I can also add:

4. Carrots
5. Kentucky pole beans
6. Yellow crook-neck squash
7. Sweet peppers

Oh, and:

8. Alien genitalia which—and I can't believe I'm going to write this because I know how all of you are, but friend Andrea says I have to—taste sweet and hot.

Posted by Ryan at August 6, 2009 10:08 AM

Andrea is absolutely, positively correct! I'm jealous. My peppers are still green.

Posted by: Kristen on August 6, 2009 12:28 PM

Concentrating hard on not making tacky comments about aliens and sniggering like a pimpley teenager! Glad the peppers are a success. Congrats.

Posted by: Caro on August 6, 2009 05:50 PM

Oh Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Sweet and hot alien genitals? Do you know what that's going to do to your Google results? Tsk.

Posted by: Elaine on August 6, 2009 06:38 PM

And if you sat under the table to eat them, you could even get someone to ask, "What are you eating under there?..." (sorry, just couldn't help myself)

Posted by: ken-bob on August 6, 2009 11:00 PM

sounds heavenly!

Posted by: tayloe on August 7, 2009 03:39 AM

hah, my peppers haven't even set fruit on yet! you're ahead of the game for me

Posted by: minnie on August 7, 2009 05:03 AM

I am undone by the animated arrow. They would have loved it in the Middle Ages. It would be SO useful in the margins of manuscripts.

Posted by: AnnePandora on August 10, 2009 12:06 PM

You are so bold! I thought I was daring attempting ONE cherry tomato plant (I have no fear of flowers, but veggies are beyond my skill).

Posted by: ellen on August 11, 2009 05:08 PM
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