August 21, 2013

Living Dangerously

Remember the Alien Genitalia of June ’09?


Or the Chocolate Wonders of October ’09?


This year’s contribution is the Pepper from Hell.


The little tag that came with it says "sweet pepper" but I don’t believe that for a dad-blamed minute. Look at this thing! It screams, “If you touch me with the tiniest bit of your tongue, your eyes will pinwheel like a cartoon character’s, you'll flood the immediate area in feet of sweat, and then your head will pop off and the astronauts in the International Space Station will wave as it flies by.” And it has two satanic friends still lurking on the pepper bush.

I will be giving it a taste test anon and will report...typing with what's left of my charred fingers. Sweet pepper, my arse!

Posted by Ryan at August 21, 2013 11:41 PM

Looks like a sweet one to me. The ones that will kill you are small, unassuming and pastel colors. Those are the ones that hang there innocently and plot your painful demise.

Posted by: kitten on August 22, 2013 09:17 AM

God speed Ryan!

Posted by: Laurie on August 22, 2013 09:39 AM

It looks like the sweet peppers I used to grow that were called Corno di Toro (sp? it means bull's horn). They were indeed sweet and made good snacking!

Posted by: Kristen on August 22, 2013 12:36 PM

Peppers, schmeppers. It makes me happy just to see you blogging again, no matter what the subject.

Posted by: kmkat on August 22, 2013 10:13 PM
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