In online knitting forums or other blogs, I frequently read about special beaded or bejeweled stitch markers like this or this. (A Quick Etymological Aside: If it's "bejeweled," why isn't it "bebeaded?") While I appreciate these mini works of art, I don’t understand the practicality of using them. In my experience, stitch markers are eternally sproinking off the end of my needles into my couch, the Bermuda Rectangle. (Okay, okay, what actually happens is I can’t find them until I stand up and they cascade out of all my fat rumples). Using free or cheap plastic stitch markers, rubber bands for braces, twist-ties, or loops of yarn seems so much more economical. Keep in mind, though, that I'm not big on stitch markers in the first place. I'm constantly saying to myself “You know, you really should put a stitch marker there. It would make things sooooo much easier.” And I proceed merrily on my way without putting a stitch marker there. I can’t tell you how many times that thought crossed my mind when I was knitting the baby blanket swatch. Oh, wait, with the help of a little grade school math, I can. 33 rows; two places on each row where a stitch marker could go. 33 x 2 = 66. Yes, indeed, that thought crossed my mind 66 times.
Knitting Knews
The Rowanspun DK has proven to be a royal disappointment. It breaks at the slightest, and I mean slightest, provocation! Trust me—If you were to knit a sweater out of it, you would not want to sneeze or burp, unless you wanted to wear what would remain of the sweater down around your ankles. In my case, last night I gently snugged up a stitch and—snap! I frowned mightily, tinked a bit, started again with a new strand and—snap! Tink, knit—snap! Tink, knit—snap! Tink, knit—snap! Tinknitsnap! Tinknitsnap! Tinknitsnap! Into the garbage with you, paralyzed green octopus and ball of Rowanspun! Back to the greyish teal Pingouin DK!
Sent the chart for the Acoma Pattern off to Janine. I can't wait to see the results! Perhaps you'll let me post a picture, Janine?
Dye Garden Dyegest
I was honored recently to have the dye garden and my Clueless Natural Dyeing Experiments written up for the Seattle Knitter's Guild newsletter. The night before I left for San Diego I received an email from Mary, a Guild member who was a stranger to me at the time but who has since proven to be a genuinely warm and friendly person. Mary said she occasionally wrote articles for the newsletter and, much to my surprise, wanted to write one about my homegrown efforts. The catch was we had a teeny-weeny window in which to get the article written and submitted but we managed it, in between my trips to Torrey Pines Reserve, Old Town, a farmer's market at a winery, and the Welburn Gourd Farm; a neighborhood wine tasting; a picnic; twice-daily trips to the kids' school; and "girl chat" with my sister. Phew! Fortunately, my sister and brother-in-law have computers literally dotted all over the house so I could sit down at a moment's notice and natter with Mary about the article. Thank you, Mary, for thinking of me and putting together such a fun and flattering article! And thank you, sister and brother-in-law, for the liberal use of your computers!
Speaking of the dye garden, I am sad to report that it is starting to wind down for the fall. The strong rains we had recently had pretty much beat the bejeezus out of the flowers, most notably the hollyhocks, which is unfortunate since I had grand visions of dyeing a sizeable amount of yarn with the blossoms that were left. However, as always, nature keeps on giving, and K was able to gather this handful of seeds from our only two successful Cosmos "Bright Lights" plants. I wasn't able to dye with any this year because we had so few blossoms, but maybe next year... Also next year—indigo! Anyone out there know when I should start growing it for next year? Should I start it now?
Geez! I am disappointed in the Rowanspun.......it was such a great color! Big bummer Ryan, pooh. I can tell you, I do not have enough patience to deal with something that fragile, it would make me crazy! Thanks for the link to your knitting guild, I am enjoying it and have book marked it. The stitch markers were really nice, some quite beautiful. My thoughts were similar to yours tho, in that my first thought was "hmm, I could make that for myself" which quickly proceeded to "yeah, and then be really annoyed when I lost them." Frankly, I have terrible luck w/earrings, and that is what they reminded me of, all the single earrings I have floating around because I've lost the mate. More guilt I do not need.
Posted by: Lisa on September 24, 2003 05:17 PMOh no! The Rowan is gone, as in "in the trash" gone? Honey, how are you going to build a stash if you do that? The Rowan is simply telling you it doesn't want to be a sock, but I'm sure that you'll find use for it someday in another project--perhaps as a bright accent in a sweater or hat. Confession: I used some Rowan Felted Tweed in a sweater once and I hated using it 'cuz it broke so much too, but I perservered (having had a much larger investment in the stuff than just 1 skein) and now I absolutely love the sweater!!! (Had it on at the last Guild meeting in fact, do you remember it?) BTW, thanks for the nice comments on the article (it's always nice to be thought of as warm and friendly) but your readers need to know that you contributed mightily to the piece AND are the dyer extraodinaire to begin with which is what perked up my curiousity bug in the first place...Mary
Posted by: Mary on September 25, 2003 07:16 AMThank you for the lovely long comments, Lisa and Mary!
Using mateless hoop earrings for stitch markers --very clever idea, Lisa! Oh, wait, I don't have any mateless hoop earrings. I have non-hoops with mates; non-hoops without mates; and hoops with mates. Drat.
Yes, Mary, the Rowan went into the garbage. And it went in hard. It Had To Be Punished. But I have some wonderful new yarn to replace it. Details tomorrow...
Posted by: Ryan on September 25, 2003 08:46 AM"the Rowan went into the garbage. And it went in hard. It Had To Be Punished."
Ah Ryan, I needed a good laugh, thank you!
Posted by: Lisa on September 25, 2003 09:40 AMI got a chuckle out of your "Bermuda rectangle". The recliner chair in my family room is very comfortable for knitting, but I don't sit there if I am using dpns, a row counter, or stitch markers(except yarn loops). The chair eats those things. You can usually retrieve them by turning the chair over and shaking, but it's very annoying to say the least. One row counter is still somewhere in that chair. I'm thinking about replacing it with a Boston rocker.
Posted by: Barbara on September 25, 2003 10:42 AMI'm in mourning for the Rowan. Some people have soft spots for puppies and kittens, but for me, it skeins of wool....can't wait to hear of the new wool in your collection....Mary
Posted by: Mary on September 25, 2003 11:39 AMLoved and related to your story about the recliner chair, Barbara. I have another story about mysteriously disappearing objects slated for my Friday entry!
Well, Mary, maybe you need to start an SPCY, A Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Yarn!
Posted by: Ryan on September 25, 2003 02:41 PM