March 29, 2004

Do I Get Extra Points from the Blog Gods for Using the Phrase "Urinal Cakes?"

Don’t you hate it when you open the cabinet under the sink and throw something particularly gross, greasy and smelly into the garbage can and then you remember you hadn’t put the garbage can back after Garbage Day? Ick.

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On a completely different note, I can't tell you how much The Mysterious K and I enjoyed the smorgasbord-y cornucopia of comments we received in response to the last blog entry. The fact that TMK herself posted three times should tell you all you need to know, since normally I have to coax her out of her hidey-hole with a piece of cheese. Truly, the comments are three-quarters of the fun of having a blog, since we never have a clue what our readers are going to say. Take this last set for, example: It included discussions about squid snacks, plastic models of food, “food mishaps,” octopus-wieners, chocolate, overseas living, cross-cultural communication, baseball teams, (Mariners, Yankees, Astros, so far), Opening Day, watching baseball on TV vs. actually going to the game, the ethics of divulging what was discussed at a quilting get-together, “edible knits,” tinking, frogging in general, frogging swatches, Fair Isle, lace knitting, and steeks! Wonderful! We have the best Dear Readers ever!

Knitting Knews
Thank you, everyone, for your interest in the new socks. Due to the “vine” motif, they are now officially named the “Dublin Bay Socks” after a beautiful climbing rose at TMK’s house. I could have named them after the climbing rose at my house but since I don’t know the name of the rose and, since the roses smell like rose-scented urinal cakes, we just call the vine the “urinal cake rose” and since I didn’t think “Urinal Cake Socks” would be a very nice name for my latest design, whot say we stick with Dublin Bay?

Here are a couple of pictures of the sock in its current state. As you can see, I opted for the eye of partridge heel because I thought it would best echo the “diamonds” in the lace pattern.

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Debra (and others who want the pattern): I'd been hoping to get the pattern done this weekend, but it needed a little more work than I thought so it’s still only about 50% done. The sock (and, by association, the pattern) are also teetering on the edge of the tinking pond because I really want to continue the lace motif down the foot but hadn’t quite figured how to do it by the time I was ready to do the heel and gusset, but I knit the heel and gusset anyway. And the farther I get on the heel and the gusset, the more I wish I had continued the lace motif, so the more I knit, the closer I get to tinking. Definitely a vicious circle, literally and figuratively.

Woodworking World
Here a picture of TMK’s latest project, a wall cupboard. When done, it will have beadboard panelling in the back to make it extra purty. (Do ignore the thoroughly unlovely background in the photo; that is the door to TMK’s workshop and, as such, receives very little, if any, TLC.)

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Poor TMK. Since all she ever built before she got serious about woodworking was compost bins, I keep telling her that the shadow boxes, the little table, and the wall cupboard are the worst compost bins I’ve ever seen, and have threatened to turn the table upside down and wrap it in chickenwire so we can start filling it with leaves and grass and sticks. But she puts up with my teasing with good humor, although I suspect she will soon start stalking me with her nailgun, if I don’t learn to behave myself.

Posted by Ryan at March 29, 2004 10:44 AM
Comments

well, if you don't get 'extra points' the referrals alone should be most interesting- i am trying to think of what one might be seeking to type the words 'urinal cakes' into a search but i am sure someone will! and it should be entertaining to see the reaction when a discussion of socks appears before that person-

the sock is really a beauty and i hate to think of it even approaching a frogpond- i think you are going to have to do a mass emailing when you have the finished pattern ready for use- add me to the list of 'me too, me too' please-

and such lovely products from talented tmk- i was born so utterly without the 'hammer/nail/saw/gluegun gene' that i am in awe of anyone who can create such professional-looking (or maybe even better) items- on that note, it seems that frequently the talented amateur often produces things that leave the professionals far behind-

umm, go astros!! there, i wrote it so we'll see if i am still thinking good thoughts about them come autumn!

Posted by: barb in texas on March 29, 2004 12:30 PM

Not to fret, Barb. If anything, the sock will ONLY be tinked to the top of the heel so I can make the one-row adjustment I figured out I need to do to continue the lace motif down the heel.

I think I'll just post the pattern to the blog so anyone who wants it can get a pattern. I'll let you know as soon as it's up!

Posted by: Ryan on March 29, 2004 12:42 PM

Those Japanese knitting food items were TOOOO much. Thanks for sharing!

I think the socks are superb without the lace down the foot: (a) when one has shoes on, it won't be visible anyway; and (b) it might actually be uncomfortable to have lace along the foot with shoes on. So, I'd opt for plain knitting down the foot. (I'm also basing this on the kilt hose I knit once--there the pattern (lace) went down the leg, but the foot was just plain sockinette.)

AND, in honor of baseball season, I propose that those of us in Seattle who are Mossy Cottage fans get together and attend a Mariner's game--and introduce TMK (and others who haven't been) to the wonders of real live baseball in the sun!!! or at night under the stars!! I am in shock and disbelief that a true baseball fan such as TMK hasn't yet ventured to Safeco. Not even once?

I agree television watching is much more informative, but David and I take our portable radio with the earplugs to Safeco and often listen that way. Besides, as one reader pointed out: the AMBIANCE at a live game is not to be missed. We go in person as much as our budget allows.

And on the fair isle (or feral) note: I've started my vest, and have had to take it out only once (so far). (sigh) Picking colors was HARD, and I'm not sure my tension is the best, but I'm perservering anyway. I will have many questions for Janine and others at the next feral meeting. Jump in the feral pool, Ryan--none of us has drowned yet--or even taken in too much water, as far as I can tell!

Mary

Posted by: Mary on March 29, 2004 01:19 PM

Well, Ryan, yer beggin' the question. How is it exactly that you are so familiar with rose-scented urinal cakes that the flowers in your yard triggered that particular recollection?

OTOH, if I was of an age to be forming a band, The Urinal Cake Socks would be a top-three contender for a name.

Posted by: Ryan's Cousin Tom on March 29, 2004 03:16 PM

Extra points? Abso freakin lootly. I'm oh so sorry I didn't link directly to you in today's post about ManLand (giving credit where credit is DUE is important in blog land after all...) but I am still having ISSUES with browsers recognizing TYpepad. HELLO? I'm supposed to go back to Explorer? Oh I think NOT.
Whilst in Manland, imagine my complete and total surprize, nay, make that SHOCK...at the check out register what do i spy? The Premier Issue of WOman Woodworking. Or some such title. Whoa. In the handbasket it went. To be perused (and fairly reviewed) later. Have you seen it TMK?
The new compost bins are stunning. Please be sure the nailgun is out of arm's reach if you MUST tease TMK, ryan.Goodness. I can only IMAGINE the title of THAT blog entry. ewwwwwwwwww. GO Giants. I miss the STICK. (For those of you NOT from the area by the BAY, that is what we diehards used to call CAndlestick park where we would freeze our keesters off for the privelege of old fashioned baseball ambiance.) STICKball. yeah, baby. Hey batter, batter......

Posted by: greta on March 29, 2004 03:44 PM

Tom, in re rose-scented urinal cakes: I know you are as familiar with the underbelly of overseas living as I, my sister, and your sisters are--so where I learned about rose-scented urinal cakes should be no mystery to you...

Mary, with regard to tinking the sock, I'm getting from both you and TMK the e-equivalent of "Step AWAY From The Sock!" And, since I don't REALLY want to tink it, your point about the foot part being hidden in a shoe anyway is really "speaking" to me. I THINK I can be convinced to leave it as is, but I'm not 100% of the way there yet.

AND,with regard to going to a Real Live Baseball Game, we've actually been to a few, just not at the Safe (which reminds me--you'll have to ask TMK sometime about my "seventh inning stretch" theory). But I definitely think someone has to grab TMK firmly by the back of her shirt and trot her off to one soon. This is getting ridiculous...

Greta, thanks for the info re the women in woodworking magazine. My first reaction is that there really should be very little difference between what men need to know and what women need to know about woodworking, so why a separate magazine? Which then leads to me to think the publishers have just what I call "pinked up" the woodworking info. "Pink up" comes from the habit some manufacturers have of making everything related to women pink, like a car emergency kit I saw recently where the container and everything in it was pink. You've just had a frickin' emergency by the side of the road. Who CARES if your tools are PINK? "Pinking up" can also come across in the way some information is simplifed or "dumbed down" for women, which I fear is the case with the magazine... My ranting aside, my curiosity has been piqued. Do let us know how the magazine is, would ya'?

Posted by: Ryan on March 29, 2004 04:13 PM

You know, one of the things that enticed me to begin knitting in the first place was that I went to a Mets-Mariners game at Shea Stadium with a Seattleite friend of mine, and the woman sitting in front of us was knitting during the game. So I think you Mossy Cottage Seattle denizens should get a little knit-a-long at the Stadium going. If I were in Seattle, I'd come. Heck, I may even get out there, in which case I'll declare one myself.

Posted by: Jon on March 29, 2004 09:59 PM

Well, heck, Jon, fly on over. We'll bring Rachael up from California, Greta over from Montana, everyone else from everywhere else, all the Feral Knitters and other Dear Readers from Seattle and environs, and have a baseball partay!! Woo-hoo! (Oh, wait. I don't LIKE baseball.)

Posted by: Ryan on March 30, 2004 08:44 AM

Greta,

One of the things that re-piqued my interest in woodworking (besides getting a router for Christmas) was a site Ryan had sent me http://www.womeninwoodworking.com/ where I discovered that Rockler is actually run by a woman. Since there is a Rockler store here in Seattle, I started going in and it turned out the guys are nice. They treat me like the guy customers, and they actually have women you work there, too! I suspect the magazine you discovered is probably published by Rockler. My favorite woodworking magazine is Woodsmith. Some of it is over my head, but there are a lot of pictures and no ads.

Posted by: The Mysterious K on March 30, 2004 09:31 AM

Oh god! The crocheted Japanese food is too much. It certainly rivals this: http://www.patspatterns.co.uk/ which was mentioned on a blog (sorry can't remember which one) I stumbled on.

Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Susanna in Seattle on March 30, 2004 09:49 AM
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