August 25, 2004

Geek Attack!

Empirical evidence of just how much knitting has invaded my subconscious: I was explaining a Microsoft Excel function to one of my employees—and called the document a “spreadsheep.” No lie. Then, of course, I was doomed to call it “spreadsheep” for the rest of our session, looking progressively more like a twit as the minutes passed. And, now, sad to say, I’ve probably passed Spreadsheep Disease on to you. Let’s start a support group.

(I don't know why I'm so surprised by this. After all, I started out the morning by closing the car door on the strap to my lunch bag and dragging the strap along the highway all the way from home to work, so why should I assume I would go from being a complete and utter geek to being all suave and refined once I got to work?)

Knitting Knews
I’m so close to finishing the striped sweater I can taste it—which, in this case, is not just hyperbole. Some generous soul at Ferals offered me a bite of her lemon bar, which I accepted—and proceeded to get sticky, sugary, buttery, oily lemon bar goo all over the cuff of the last sleeve. Well, it’ll give the baby something to snack on when he wears the sweater. Or maybe I’ll have a go at it first.

For an overview of Monday's Ferals' meeting that does not include smearing fiber with food products, be sure to see FiberRavenSoiree's Tuesday posting. Please marvel at how, with a few deft flicks of the wrist and the borrowing of a little bowl, she managed to make my striped sweater look like a lifeform, complete with torso, arms, feet, and a head. Note that the left "arm" is not a sleeve at all but, in fact, the front of the sweater rolled up. Such a clever girl you are, Sheila!

Oh, and I always like to acknowledge when lurkers are brave enough to come out of the shadows and post comments so a big "Hidey-ho" to Olyweaver!

Posted by Ryan at August 25, 2004 09:47 AM
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i consider the addition of crumbs and other edible delights in handknitted goods an essential-kinda like the fact that everything i make is also liberally 'tweeded' with offerings from the kitties and dogs- give meaning to 'adding a personal touch'-

stay happy-

Posted by: barb in texas on August 25, 2004 12:47 PM

Well, in that case my newly dyed alpaca yarn is very tweeded. When I was rolling it up into a ball, some of the yarn touched the floor and proceeded to come up with some very interesting "passengers" aboard, most notably Frankie's hair! (How is it that she gets her dark hair into my light yarn and her light hair into my dark yarn?)

Posted by: Ryan on August 25, 2004 01:41 PM

You know, I just interviewed an alpaca wool spinner who says that sometimes she folds in a little soy silk to give it that je ne sais quoi. I wonder if it's possible to knit edible garments that are delicious *and* nutritious.

The circle over at Ravenwhatever are *very* talented. Gorgeous colors and patterning.

Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on August 25, 2004 01:43 PM

My hair is short, but Myria's is waist-length and I almost always wind up knitting one of them into whatever I'm working on. I tell her she's a part of everything I make.

And that thing that your supposed to get on your clothes? That's coffee :) - though I admit the lemon bar sounds purty tasty!

Posted by: Robbyn on August 25, 2004 01:50 PM

Vewy scawy, Cuzzin Tom. You are starting to sound just like One of Us, the Pod People. Bwa-ha-ha! The next step is to get you to start knitting. It's a very meditative activity--hint, hint.

You know, I/we would be interested in getting a copy of whatever that publication is you're writing the article for. With some arm-twisting, I'd even be willing to fork over some dollahs for it.

Edible AND nutritious, I don't know about, but at knitty.com you can find a pattern for...er...an edible g-string knit out of licorice.

Yep, Robbyn, lots o' my long hair gets knit up into my objets as well. Wasn't it Jerry Seinfeld who said once it was funny how people will nuzzle their faces and noses in their significant other's hair and never give it a second thought, but once that hair is off the SO's head and is just lying around somewhere--euuuuuuwww!

Posted by: Ryan on August 25, 2004 02:17 PM

Ya know, spreadsheep wouldn't have made me snort as hard if it wasn't for the fact that I have an Excel sheet of my stash holdings. Yes, it's true. I need help. I don't have them seperated by fiber at least...but then I live in the acrylic capital of the world. They are seperated by weight....ye gods I need to get out more. So anywho, I do, in fact, have a spreadsheep.

And I am still roaring over the image of you gifting the stripey sweater to the proud mother then yanking it back from her to suck on the sleeve cuff because you missed a spot. Yes, I am a sick woman but I so needed the laugh.

Hope everyone has a great day!!!!

Posted by: Stalker Angie on August 25, 2004 02:20 PM

If you ever need a DNA sample from me, just examine anything I've ever knit--I'd swear that my hair keeps some of the older socks together. It gets caught up in every project! I should coordinate better: light projects when it's been a while since I've seen the Clairol, dark ones when I'm my younger self...

Looking forward to Cuzzin Tom's article.

Posted by: Janine on August 25, 2004 03:02 PM

I got a giggle out of spreadsheep. Thanks for being the kind of geek that I prefer. I wear the title with pride!

Posted by: Nathania on August 25, 2004 03:58 PM

First mammy-gram. Now spreadsheep. Doesn't help that I spend a good portion of every day with Excel.

Will the insanity never stop? LOL

Posted by: Jen on August 26, 2004 08:02 AM

Wrote a reponse yesterday but it was so whiney that it was rejected by your server. anyway.. I wish I lived closer. to hang out with the ferals and soak up all that helpful stuff and lovely yummy food. Note to self: start petitioning Sue to move to the NE.

Posted by: anj on August 26, 2004 11:04 AM

Uh, Anj--you already LIVE in the NE. But we'd welcome you to the NW! Just think; you'd have a ready-made knitting community and ready-made friends who would be willing to show you all over the city! (Loved the idea that the server censors emails. Spooky idea, but funny.)

Posted by: Ryan on August 26, 2004 11:28 AM

Just met cousin Tom as he entered the shop to interview a local fiber artist.
Nice web page!

Posted by: David on August 26, 2004 03:49 PM

'Spreadsheep' really made me chuckle :) I just have to exclaim over what a talented group the Ferals seem to be...gorgeous color knitting... wow! Your stripey sweater looks good enough to eat ;)

Posted by: Amy on August 26, 2004 04:49 PM

Hold onto David, ya'll. When I walked into his new shop, Unravel, that he owns with his wife Charmagne in Flagstaff, AZ, he was sitting at the counter knitting li'l coverlets for the upcoming birth of his first baby. He was into a mean cable stitch, too. And he can spin! Showed us a cap he knitted from his own spun wool, based on a 15th c. Flemish model. All of you would've plotzed.

Biggest guffaw was had when I asked him if the shop's Wednesday night gatherings had a name. Well, no, he said, not officially. But the ladies call it the Stitch 'N' Bitch!

I then spent the rest of the afternoon with Sequoia, Dante, Floyd, Pearl, Porsche, one other, and Ollie. The U.S. Synchronized Swimming team? No, but good guess. Actually the happy residents of the Carefree Farms Alpaca Ranch. Ollie was just ten days old and pure white. I think I went a little hoarse going, "Awww..." Article coming out in Nov.

Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on August 26, 2004 10:14 PM

Cuzzin Tom, we love ya', but ANY get-together by women of the knitting ilk, from New Yawk to L.A., is referred to as a Stitch & Bitch. In fact, there are two books out (the second one soon to be out? already out?) by that name. I don't particularly cotton to the term myself, but what are you gonna do?

E-N-V-I-O-U-S of your visit with the 10-day-old alpaca. Did you get to pet him? Did his softness make you go to your happy place?

"Would have plotzed." See, your use of that phrase is why you HAVE to keep posting. It alone made me snort out loud, Cuzzin, nevermind the synchronized swimming comment.

Posted by: Ryan on August 27, 2004 08:25 AM
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