Today’s entry is pretty much All Frankie, All the Time, so if short, squat, furry, red-bodied, white-pawed, short-legged, no-tailed, big-eared, black-nosed, round-eyed dogs aren’t your thing...
First, although on Monday I reported that the Eye-Searingly Bright Socks were knitted, kitchenered, and ensconced in TMK’s fleece slippers, the truth is the second sock came thisclose to not being made. Why, you ask? Well, I’ll let these photos speak for themselves:

Of course, the perceptive among you will question how much of a yarn emergency this really was if we had the time to find the camera, slowly and gruntingly lie our portly selves down on the ground to take the pictures, review the first set of pictures, and then take more...but let's not go there. Besides, in the second photograph, Frankie was truly settling down for a Really Good Chew so that's about when I gently extracted the Lorna's Laces from between her canines.
Secondly, Cuzzin Tom’s comment about Frankie’s photogenic qualities goosed TMK into putting her graphic designer abilities to work to cobble together this (pdf file, 962kb). And, yes, per her “legalese” on the front page, Dear Readers, you can print one copy of the calendar for yourself! (The calendar is designed to be printed on 8.5” x 14” paper.) We only ask that you let us know if you printed a copy so we, as proud parents, can enjoy knowing how many Frankie calendars are floating around out there.
Lastly, thoughts about the Dick-Along. I tried, Dear Readers; I really tried. Monday night I read the first three chapters and Tuesday I wrote some musings about the book—but they came out sounding like a B-grade crap written by your average high schooler (think really bad book report). If you want to read it anyway, lemme know and I’ll post it. The good news is I’m now up to Chapter 10 and the book has sucked me in just the way I remembered!
Happy Wednesday, everyone!
Darling calendar! If I can figure out how to put legal size paper in the color printer here at work I'll print a copy for my neighbors who have a corgi.
I have to admit that although I consider myself overeducated and a confirmed liberal arts weenie, I have never read Moby Dick. My pile of other reading is so high right now that I probably am up to my max on my library card.
Posted by: CarolineF on January 12, 2005 10:19 AMHa! That Frankie! I love the intent look. And I bet you apologized when you took the yarn away.
By the way, I have learned that one should not attempt to email another about the Dick Along using that terminology in the subject line. Spam Blockers, what can I say.
Posted by: Janine on January 12, 2005 10:32 AMFrankie is a doll, especially when she's up to no good! The calendar is great.
Regarding the Dick Along, I'm afraid I'll be much, much behind you, but I'd like to see the comments. After all, I'd like to think this isn't an academic forum (in spite of what seems to be a general trend towards overeducation among the populace), but rather a forum for an exchange of ideas no matter how amorphous. Just my 2 cents.
Posted by: Kristen on January 12, 2005 11:24 AMNot much of a dog guy, I confess. Certainly not enough to print out a calendar of someone *else's* dog! Honestly, you're both worse than hets with kids. April, however, made me laugh out loud. Also the one with the ball in the backyard.
And no one else will be honest with you, so rely on family. B-grade thoughts on Moby Dick would not fit this blog, no way, no how.
Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on January 12, 2005 11:30 AMfrankie-
you are adorable. I particularly love sept and nov. If you need a manager I would be happy to represent you. I would make sure you only peddled the "good stuff" iams, science diet, jerky bits. you could be a star baby, a star! call me.
Posted by: anj on January 12, 2005 12:14 PMAbsolutely adorable! Being a dog lover and an avid Ms. Ryan/TMK/Frankie stalker, I have of course printed out a copy. The hard part is explaining how no, it's not *my* dog and no, I don't "technically" know the owners of said dog, and no, I don't own a Corgi myself...
Wonder if there's a 12 step program for stalkers.
Hope everyone has a great day!!
Posted by: Stalker Angie on January 12, 2005 12:32 PMAnother vote for April. Reminds me of my Jasper. He too loves to steal my yarn.
Oh, and when a dog's lip gets caught up on a tooth so it looks kinda like a snarl, but isn't? We call that a puppy sneer. My Sasha was a master of it.
Hi there,
I think I met you and TMK and Frankie at Gig Harbor two years ago. I have a RW and a RHT PWC. I love Frankie pics!
Ellen
Posted by: Ellen on January 12, 2005 01:09 PMEllen, if you're who I think you are, then I recall we spent considerable time together in our hotel room yakking up a Corgi storm! I remember you well!
And, Cuzzin, no sneering at the doggie calendar. It was YOUR idea after all. (P.S. Despite appearances, we're not the type of people who dress Frankie up in baby clothes and wheel her around in a pram. She lives a very "doggie" life, I assure you--which explains why she has to be hoisted into the bath so often!)
I'm glad everyone is enjoying the calendar. I don't have a copy yet but TMK assures me she is going to print one out and bind it for me.
Posted by: Ryan on January 12, 2005 01:32 PMGeeze!!! What with the eyebrow waxing and now the yuppie dog calendar--good grief. What's next on the blog? Martha Stewart recipes for appetizers?
And I'm with CT on the Moby Dick discussion....now, if you want to discuss Elizabeth Zimmerman's musings, I'm all for it!
Mary B
Posted by: Mary B on January 12, 2005 02:53 PMThat is just the cutest thing I've ever seen. April just about knocked me out of the chair with laughter. Frankie is a great pinup!
Posted by: Jane on January 12, 2005 03:12 PMAh, see? Mary B and I are cut from the same snarky cloth. And you should thank us. There's much too much fawning in these comments for your own good.
And I most certainly did NOT suggest spending the better part of the day making a cutesy-wootsie Frankie calendar and offering it to virtual strangers for free! My suggestion was to exploit the dog for cash.
OK. Now where was I in my mantra chanting?
Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on January 12, 2005 03:16 PMCuzzin, ya' KILL me! Larfed out loud, I did!
And you and MaryB would get along like a house afire, trust me. She's a lot like, oh, I don't know...well... you.
Posted by: Ryan on January 12, 2005 03:40 PMWe have Frankie up on our wall now. Thank you Ryan and TMK for the fun calendar!
Posted by: Laurie on January 12, 2005 03:43 PMOK, never mind all that supportive crap I wrote in my earlier post. After reading CT's post, I realize that I was soooooo wrong in my judgments about this "forum." Must have been a low blood sugar moment. Snark away folks! It is much more amusing that way. {wicked grin}
Posted by: Kristen on January 12, 2005 10:12 PMKristeeen! That's the spirit.
Fly, my little monkeys! Fly!
Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on January 13, 2005 02:27 AMSo cute! You know, I think that's the same yarn I'm currently using for socks, too. Too bad I don't have a dog to help me!
Posted by: RK on January 13, 2005 05:49 AMOh Joy!!! I am going to print this calender as soon as I get my butt down to the office supply store for some legal paper. I adore all the photos but the ball attack is my favorite.
What is it with Corgis and yarn? My cat *never* touches my yarn but if it has any silk content Taffy is nuts over it and if it falls on the floor, Agatha has to gently pick it up, attempt to walk away with it, at my "ahem" she valiantly brings it back to me.
Can't wait to show my mother those photos in Denver this week.
AnnaMarie
Posted by: AnnaMarie on January 13, 2005 08:20 AMI just *heart* that Frankie! At least she has good taste in yarn :)
I want you to know that last night I purchased my own copy of Moby Dick which I blame on you. Its in my to be read pile (which is slowly growing huge!) and I'll be starting it really soon, just as soon as I finish my book club book.
Posted by: Rebecca on January 13, 2005 09:33 AMWell, apparently over the last month or so the purpose of this blog has become to single-handedly shore up the American economy. So far I've got Rachael buying Lorna's Laces rainbow yarn, Anna Marie buying legal-sized paper, and Rebecca buying a copy of Moby Dick. (Is this where I tell Rebecca she could actually get the entire text of M-D on line for free? Naaaaaah.)
And, apparently the *other* purpose of this blog is to allow my cuzzin to make such comments as, "Fly, my little monkeys! Fly!"
Posted by: Ryan on January 13, 2005 09:50 AMWhat a great calendar, such cute pictures! Can you share info on what software you used to make the pages? I've always been looking for nice calendar software but have not found anything nice yet.
Posted by: Maus on January 13, 2005 11:15 AMConfession: Moby-Dick is still sitting beside my chair, unopened (except to count the pages). I am feeling the same reluctance to start that my daughter expresses when I enthuse that Pride and Prejudice is one of the funniest books ever written.
Posted by: Flying Monkey on January 13, 2005 11:50 AMSee, I always liked Billy Budd better--much more tightly written. I've voluntarily read Moby Dick twice but I honestly don't remember much about it. Enjoyable but eh. I shall look forward to your review because maybe it's time to read it Yet Again, only this time through adult eyes. Heck, Dickens was more fun as an adult, so why not Melville?
Posted by: Melanie on January 13, 2005 01:03 PMMaus: I didn't use calendar software. In this case, I built the calendar from scratch in Adobe InDesign.
TMK
Posted by: The Mysterious K on January 13, 2005 01:43 PMThanks for my Frankie fix...it had been too long. Not on your part, on mine! I need to trot over here MUCH more often. Bloglines to the rescue. :::grin:::
Posted by: Bron on January 13, 2005 04:56 PM