Why my knitting license should be revoked:
I was humming along on one of the front pieces of the Dulaan vest when I glanced down and noticed it had a hole in it. Then I noticed more holes...and started to feel slightly nauseous. How could I have missed them?! How could I be making so many holes—four, at last count—without realizing it?! With a long, deep sigh of self-pity, I made a quick mental calculation of how long it would take me to frog and reknit the piece...reconciled myself to the answer...reached for the needle to pull it out...and then remembered I was knitting the buttonhole side of the vest.
Yep, complete and total revocation, starting immediately.
I am also astonished at how badly I suck at estimating how much yarn a project will take. My estimation for what I thought was a teeny-weeny vest: Less than one skein of Cascade 220. The actuality: One and a half skeins later (the "half" being of the stashbust ilk), I’m heading back to my LYS for more. (Update: Of course, Ye LYS was 100% out of the lime green, so now the back of the vest is being knit in navy. The lime/navy combo looks surprisingly nice which makes me think that this vest could be the ideal stashbuster if you use a different color for each part, say, a mix of bright, Crayola-like colors.)
In the meantime, while I struggle with whether being a knitter is my true calling, I am so pleased and thrilled to be able to point you toward this, the Dulaan Scarf designed by Dear Reader Robbyn. Doesn’t that scarf have style and presence? Thank you for designing something so fun and unique for the Project, Robbyn!
I have also discovered this rewrite of Stephanie's "Ken's Hat" pattern for a lighter weight yarn (for 48 stitches instead of the original 30).
And lastly, it is exciting to learn how, over time, word about the Dulaan project has been spreading literally all over the world. To date, I know of some women in the United Kingdom who are knitting for it, a woman from Germany, one woman in Tasmania (!) and today I stumbled across the blog of a woman from Croatia who is also participating!
I wish everyone a

and a great weekend!
Posted by Ryan at April 1, 2005 10:44 AMMy poor Blog Mistress. Everyone is allowed an off day, even in knitting. You'll be right as rain soon enough. But the thought of anyone actually wanting to kick you out of ANYTHING made me giggle. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
Have a great day!!
Posted by: Stalker Angie on April 1, 2005 11:34 AMNavy buttons would be waaaay cool on the vest, esp if the centers were painted lime green...
Posted by: tanya on April 1, 2005 12:24 PMHi Ryan! I'm glad you drop a note. Iwould knit more for Dulaan but I have sooooo many people in family who have requests and... you know you can't choose family.
Don't get me wrong, but Croatia is not in Yugoslavija for 15 years!
P.S. Is it OK if I put some knitting stuff from others (this ites are not hand knitted - they are bought)?
Posted by: Sandra on April 1, 2005 12:45 PMSandra, shame on me for not remembering that Croatia is not part of Yugoslavia anymore!! Thank you for correcting me on that. I am so embarrassed.
As for whether your friends can send other items, absolutely!! F.I.R.E., the sponsoring organization, needs any kind of donations you can send: Money, blankets, knitted items, non-knitted items, etc. The Dulaan Project is just a small part of what they do.
Tanya, we're thinking alike! Navy buttons would look great, especially if I can find some that pick up the lime green. I did find some beautiful dichroic glass buttons at my LYS that matched the navy blue perfectly, but the buttons were $5 each--and I couldn't see spending more $$ on the buttons than I had spent on the yarn, especially since I know that, due to circumstances, these clothes won't be treated particularly well. I think a visit to JoAnne Fabrics is in order.
Stalker Angie, while I very much appreciate your loyalty, don't you think it's even the *slightest* bit ridiculous that in the space of an hour I had forgotten buttonholes I had made *myself?* :-)
Off to change "Yugoslavia" to "Croatia!"
Posted by: Ryan on April 1, 2005 01:08 PMPffft. Has nothing to do with loyalty. So there. It just so happens that while I was knitting a Dulaan hat, I set my knitting down (out of reach of the Demon Dog), walked into the kitchen to get a drink and when I got back I was furious. My knitting was shrinking!! How was I losing stitches? I was near tears when it dawned on me I had reached the decrease section at the top. Buttonholes are nothing. I was only gone from this hat for 3 minutes.
Posted by: Stalker Angie on April 1, 2005 02:24 PMGot a nice little giggle over the buttonholes! :) That's something I would do! Have 10 FOs in the Dulaan box now and another one on the needles. The bright colors vests sounds great. Have a good weekend all!
Posted by: Sheri on April 1, 2005 02:25 PMBig, loud, guffaw, Stalker Angie! Love your story! Yep, that's exactly what my buttonhole experience was like. Somehow we manage to make ourselves believe the absolutely unbelievable.
You go, Sheri! I think the vest is item #9 or #10 for me, too.
Posted by: Ryan on April 1, 2005 02:53 PMYes, garter stitch REALLY eats yarn. I'm remaining mute on the whole buttonhole thing. Because it really is too funny for words. :-P
I love the colorblock idea. I'm still thinking, though, of trying to design a similar vest using bulky yarn, in stockinette rather than garter (eats less yarn and goes faster IMHO.) I have all that dark brown bulky I want to use up -- plus now some kiwi.
Posted by: Norma on April 1, 2005 03:04 PMMaybe that garter stitch eating yarn thing is the reason for the bad chi (and what does chi mean, anyway?).
About stash and your comment on my blog: you must understand that once someone has held a bag of your yarn overnight, the rules say it is technically THEIRS and can no longer be returned to the original owner....
Had I but known, Ryan. I have that shade of lime green Cascade in my stash. Oh, and I am indirectly from Croatia. It is the land of my father's family. There is a little village in the vicinity of Dubrovnik that bears my family's name: Miletic (with that funny accent thing on the c. It was Americanized at Ellis Island to Miltich, my maiden name).
Posted by: Nathania on April 1, 2005 05:04 PMOf course you're called to knitting. No dilletante could have made those beautiful, yellow mittens. Let's face it, garter stitch is boring and the sub-layers of our minds distract us in many ways.
Knit on, sister!
Posted by: Robbyn on April 1, 2005 09:35 PMMy sister actually had a really pretty polar fleece vest which was navy and lime green. Navy outside, lime green inside with lime green hem tape all around the arm holes, hem, etc and a lime green zipper. It was really nice!
Posted by: Karlie on April 2, 2005 08:23 AMHey! I found a simple, easy, but I think cute, vest pattern written for bulky. http://www.knitting-crochet.com/quipulovetop.html
I may just have to make one in the sable brown, the kiwi, and maybe even stripe those two colors. ;-)
Posted by: Norma on April 2, 2005 09:53 AMI made a vest too, Ryan, the Green Mtn Spinnery Artisan vest and am knitting a second one with Mission Falls Wool. Because the buttonholes on my (Dulaan)vests are crocheted on, I did not make your mistake, but otherwise,I really could see myself ripping and then thinking it through too!
Posted by: Debra on April 2, 2005 11:30 AMhi...thanks for the new Dulaan patterns...I'm passing them along to my knitting buddies that are working on Dulaan projects. take care
Posted by: michele on April 3, 2005 07:54 AMForget about knitting button holes? I forgot where I put my glass of water one time. I was looking all over for it and actually getting quite frantic when I asked my daughter if she had seen it. She pointed to my hand and calmly asked if that was it in my hand!!! Sheesh!
Posted by: Trish on April 4, 2005 01:40 PMAh, I'm afraid I've been a little remiss in my Dulaan work personally, but my mother and sister, two of my fellew SNB'ers and two ladies from another craft group I attend have also knitted things after I told them about Dulaan and flashed flyers around.
I must get a count on it all and get it ready to send away, I'm not sure how long parcel post to America is!
From the Woman in Tasmania!
Posted by: Suzi on April 12, 2005 12:59 AM