Good morning, Dear Readers, and a sincere “Happy Sidewalk Frying Day” to all of you!
If food prepared on a filthy city sidewalk doesn’t float your boat, then how ‘bout National Ice Cream Day (mmmmmmmmm), National Caviar Day (not mmmmmmmmm), or celebrating the birthday of the Weinermobile? All together now! “Oh...I...wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner…”
And for all you married types out there, don’t forget that tomorrow is Flitch Day.
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Thank you everyone for the enthusiastic response to the CafePress idea. We were elated by the twenty-something people who said they would be interested, with some die-hards already scheming to buy multiple items! And a special nod to Larry, whose comment made both TMK and me bray out loud, together, in unison (no, it wasn't pretty). Now you definitely need to order a girly-t, Larry. And wear it. And take photos. And post them on your blog.
In anticipation of doing Dulaan again, TMK is already working on a modified logo. I’ve seen it; it’s spiffy. I’ll let you know if/when all the pieces come together.
We see the benefits of the CafePress idea as being threefold. Most importantly, of course, by wearing a t-shirt, toting a tote or waving a mug around in the air, you get to proudly proclaim that you are a member of the Dulaan Brigade. Yee-haw!! Secondly, by wearing a t-shirt, toting a tote, or waving a mug around in the air, especially strategically near other knitters, you can help us “advertise” Dulaan and get more people involved. And thirdly, perhaps we’ll be able to steer a few shekels in F.I.R.E.’s direction. They can never have enough shekels. (However, I will leave it up to them to find a way to convert the money from shekels to Mongolian tögrögs. My head is already spinning.)
Now, if we could only figure out if I had to pay taxes on the profits, especially since it’s going to benefit a charity. Anyone know? (Update: Rachael, who has experience with these things, says "nuh-uh." I just hope she visits me in jail. And this AFTER I ran a scam! Is there no end to the evil in me?)
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This weekend TMK exploded in a frenzy of gardening. See?

What do you mean it doesn’t look like much? What do you mean it doesn’t look like the result of any kind of explosion or frenzy? What do you mean you’re not impressed? Well, okay, okay, we agree. When, after about ten hours of work, including the laborious unloading of a yard of heavy dirt, TMK finished the final watering, stepped back and surveyed all her handiwork, she wasn’t impressed either. But she knows the secret; she knows how this whole gardening thing works; she knows that, in a coupla years, that patch o’ dirt with its few sparse plantlets will be a wall of flowers from one side t'other. In fact, the penstemon in the back (which you can’t even see now) will, in no time, be four feet tall and four feet wide and covered with dense, bright magenta, trumpet-shaped flowers. And you also can’t see the foxglove seeds which, by next year, will produce 8-, 9-, 10-foot-tall shoots covered in white, pink and purple flowers. (Not too shabby for a plant whose seeds are half the size of a grain of salt.) New flower beds—always a cause for celebration!!
More importantly, for those of you who are still consumed with curiosity, TMK finally agreed to allow me to photograph her face-on, if for no other reason than to show off her my new gardening hat.
While TMK was slaving away, I played sous-gardener, sort of like a sous-chef, only not. And I worked on this sock knit from WoolPak 14-ply:

A gold star for anyone who can tell me who these are for and specifically how these socks relate to that person.
Ya got me....I thought "OMG...we get to SEE TMK!!!"
Shoulda known better, aye? :)
Posted by: Lisa in Oregon on July 18, 2005 11:13 AMSorry, Lisa.
Smirk.
Posted by: Ryan on July 18, 2005 11:17 AMUhhh...Cuzzin' Tom? To match Buddhist robes?
Posted by: Jessica on July 18, 2005 11:49 AMJess beat me to it, but I have the exact same guess ~ and 14-ply sounds extra warm, perfect for a monk in Mongolia.
Posted by: maggi on July 18, 2005 11:56 AMI have concluded that TMK's beauty simply must be too much for mere mortals to behold, so Ryan is continuing to protect her dear readers. One of the many reasons we love our blogmistress. ;)
Posted by: Kristen on July 18, 2005 12:32 PMWow, kristen is ever so much nicer than me. I just thought it was our Dear Blog Mistress being jealous, petty, protective and possesive. She just doesn't want to SHARE. She wants to keep TMK all for herself. Bet ya if we had ever got that durn ol' knitting community/hideaway/village thing together, poor lil TMK would have to wear a veil. *giggle*
And my vote is for CT as well.
Hope everyone has a great day!
Posted by: Stalker Angie on July 18, 2005 12:52 PMWow. I'm impressed, Jessica and Maggi. Yes, the socks are for Cuzzin Tom and, yes, because they are saffron-colored, which they are, exactly, to a t. Not yellow, not orange, but a wonderful, slightly variegated in-between color. Although it now occurs to me that he seems to wear mostly wine red robes. Urk.
Fret not, Cuzz, if you are out there. Do not be afraid of saying, "Good God, Cuzz. Those are the ugliest things I've ever laid eyes on." The color is just for fun and for a lark. But just the way TMK knows the secret and the ultimate truth about her garden, I (and lots of other knitters) know the secret and the ultimate truth about these socks. Come some horrendously frigid Mongolian day, you will slip them on and you will begin to weep with their toastiness. These socks will become Your Best Friends.
Oh, and as for the size of your feet, I say back to you, "Good God, Cuzz." I've been in touch with your maw, my aunt, and she tells me that you are the King of Big Feet. Sigh.
And to all my Dear Readers, I apologize, but not very sincerely (in fact, it barely qualifies as an apology), for the TMK photo. Oh, but we had a giggle thinking that one up!!
Posted by: Ryan on July 18, 2005 01:23 PMThat's not face on, that's face under.
Posted by: Patti on July 18, 2005 04:17 PMDo socks for Cuzzin Tom need tabi toes, or is it only Japanese monks who wear geta? Probably so, but just curious.
Posted by: Jenn on July 19, 2005 07:47 AMThanks for the prefab dinner idea. It went over GREAT (hotdogs AND ice cream, with reasons to back this up!) even with the house full of nutritionist students we have this week!
Any more ideas?!? I owe you.
tanya
Is it too late to suggest a themeline for the cafe press items? I was hoping for something like "Sending Warmth to Mon-Frikkin-Golia." Maybe not that, exactly. But something to start a conversation with other knitters/blanketeers.
Posted by: martha on July 19, 2005 09:28 AMI'm in for the Dulaan project, should it run another year (and I think it SHOULD run another year, if only because I got four things made and then messed up on the mailing date and they're here in a box in my house). I've recently joined a spinners' and weavers' guild and would be happy to take the info to the September meeting (I don't think we meet in August) to see how many lunatics *koff* dedicated artisans might be interested in joining in.
Yay, you. You done good.
Posted by: Rabbitch on July 20, 2005 01:40 AMIs it for Norma and her birfday? Cause she loves the colorway and isn't that keen on knitting socks?
I like the Cafepress stuff - maybe we could just blackmail Larry with pictures of him in a cute girly shirt and call it good. That's gotta be worth a lot of cash.