August 17, 2005

Lemon Treeeeeee, Very Pretty, La La La La Something Something La La Sweet

For those of you who labor under the misconception that the gay lifestyle is full of sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll and other generally nasty behavior, have I got some bad news for you. This was the exciting "high" point (pun intended) of the weekend for us homebodies:

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Yes, we have lemonlets! Actually, not even lemonlets yet, just two wittle pink and white blossoms, but we are very excited, especially TMK who has wanted her own lemon tree since she left California as a yout’.

I won’t even tell you how many times a day we go out to check on our little charges. It’s almost pathological. Long term we are envisioning perhaps a tiny shotglassful of lemonade, or the world’s smallest lemon meringue. And, yo, you people who live in California and Florida and other such citrus-friendly states? Don’t even think about laughing or we’ll open a major can a' whoop-ass on you. We have to get our gardening pleasures when and where we can in this Place of Rain.

On a complete different subject, heads up to any freepatternophiles out there: Access to this great list of patterns will be turned off on September 1 so hie yourselves over there and get those printers humming or your mouses copying and pasting. I have knit the Bright Stripe Sweater from this list and it was a fun, easy project, so scoop that up at the very least.

And on yet another completely different subject, a quick copy and paste of some important info from my blog hostess's site:

“Over the next few days I will be moving the nwkniterati sites [which includes Mossy Cottage] to a different hosting provider....The move should be seamless to you, but should anything odd occur with your ability to see the blogs, blame it on the move! The most awful thing that could occur is that comments you might leave on the present hosting site might not make it onto the new hosting site if I had already done the data export and you are not yet pointed to the new host. The addresses of all the blogs will remain the same.”

While I trust Sheila's technical abilities, please keep your fingers crossed that Mossy Cottage isn't blasted into 404 oblivion.

Guild tonight! Who'all is going to be there?

Posted by Ryan at August 17, 2005 11:25 AM
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Allegra and I'll see you there!

Posted by: Karen on August 17, 2005 11:52 AM

Lemon tree very pretty,
and the lemon flower is sweet;
but the fruit of the poor lemon
is impossible to eat.
(I used to have that record. Harry Belefonte, yum!)

I wish I could grow a lemon tree!

Posted by: Joan in Reno on August 17, 2005 12:09 PM

I can't imagine your growing season is long enough to GET a lemon off the tree! Wow, I can't believe it FLOWERED for that matter! i, for one, will be very interested to see this project's progress!

Indeed, "gay lifestyle" always cracks me up....yeah, I'm quite the party animal myself...My big thrill is watching Law & Order and I consider a trip to LYS to be, well, nirvana. Sheesh.

Posted by: Lisa in Oregon on August 17, 2005 12:38 PM

Lisa, one of the tricks is that this lemon tree is up against a cement brick wall so sun bounces off the wall and creates a little hot, bright oasis of light and heat for it. Although, er, "tree" is bit of a misnomer; the plant itself is all of 2' tall.

Posted by: Ryan on August 17, 2005 12:44 PM

C'mon, let us live with the delusion that someone out there is getting some.
(Really, I meant lemons.)
I live in a citrus-friendly state, and STILL can't grow them. Turns out you actually have to water them. Who knew?

Posted by: Carrie on August 17, 2005 12:58 PM

I, for one, happen to think that lemonettes, pink and white blossoms, tiny glasses of lemonade, and lemon meringue ARE flip-my-hair-like-a-Prell-commercial sexy!

Posted by: marylee on August 17, 2005 01:09 PM

Well, MaryLee, we'll just have to toast you with our wee little glasses of lemonade, then!

Posted by: Ryan on August 17, 2005 01:18 PM

Beautiful lemon tree-ette. A co-worker here at sandpoint has a 1 inch lemon on his office tree; it can be done!

on gay lifestyle: When once asked exactly what we do in bed I replied (probably stolen from someone more quick witted than I) "The same thing you do, fight over the remote!"

Posted by: elaine on August 17, 2005 01:44 PM

Speak for your own gay lifestyle. MY gay lifestyle is a mad whirl of drugs and sex and... okay, it's mainly little dogs and video games. And banjos! banjos count towards the mad whirl, right?

Posted by: Lala on August 17, 2005 02:46 PM

Yay for the lemon tree! I had a key lime tree when I was growing up in Miami. There is nothing like your own pie fixin's from your own tree.

Thank you so much for that link to the free pattern page. I'll definitely be making some of the kids stuff.

Posted by: Susie on August 17, 2005 03:00 PM

Banjos???!

Kinky!

Posted by: Bling! on August 17, 2005 03:01 PM

I have a meyer lemon tree that looks similar to yours. . . There were no blossoms at all when I bought it in July and this weather has been terrific for it. I too am keeping it outside (for now) on our patio where it gets reflected heat. BTW my good friends had several lemons on their tree (about three feet tall) that made a terrific lemon tart. . . all happening in northeast Seattle!!

Thanks for the free pattern site too!!

Posted by: Ruthanne on August 17, 2005 03:24 PM

Cheers! clink, clink.

Posted by: marylee on August 17, 2005 03:40 PM

Ruthanne, I think the tree is, in fact, a meyer just like yours. TMK, correct me if I'm wrong.

Elaine, I just noticed--Sandpoint?!! You 'n' me, girl, we have to talk.

Posted by: Ryan on August 17, 2005 03:59 PM

Ryan - I emailed your yahoo account and I'll be here face-first into my computer until 4:30. Feel free to get in touch!

Posted by: Elaine on August 17, 2005 04:12 PM

I'm trying to grow an orange tree in Montréal. I'm straightish, but I, too, indulge in the fantasy whirlwind of impossible citrus production...

It's August and we almost turned the heat on this morning. So much for sultry, eh?

Posted by: Lee Ann on August 18, 2005 05:25 AM

I am so down with the lemon-blossom hovering. Just wait until it blooms--the fragrance is enchanting!

The first two fruits are dangling from my Meyer lemon wee tree (treelet? treeling?). I love all my plants, but there is really something special about growing fruit.

Posted by: jpt on August 18, 2005 06:06 AM

2 years ago on a lark, I bought a papaya and planted 15 or so of its seeds... 10 sprouted, I gave away 8 (they all died), kept 2, one died, and the other one... well, it is the prettiest greenest cheeriest 3-foot-tall growing-like-a-weed house-tree you could ever hope for. I hope it fruits someday, but... I don't like papaya! Its leaves are really deeply palmate, so when it was littler, everyone thought it looked like marijuana. :)

Posted by: jenny from duluth on August 18, 2005 07:15 AM

How old is the little lemon tree? It sometimes takes several years to actually mature into fruit! (this is a particularly timely post to me, because I nearly took severl pictures of Lucy, my pink-lemonade-Lemon Tree in my kitchen who has about 15 of those little flowers on her suddenly)

The flowers don't always turn into actual lemons, and my experience with Lucy has been that the first round of lemons turn into little half inch fruit that get knocked off too easily. I'm hoping this round will be more successful (Lucy is just turning three, and it often takes three years or more to bear fruit)

Good luck!

Posted by: Amie on August 18, 2005 08:51 AM

This past winter was my first here in California since I was a kid, and the citrus fruit trees really blow my mind. The college campus I work on has managed to develop quite a little orchard over the years and I never stopped boggling at it. Of course I also still boggle at palm trees occasionally...

Posted by: Emily on August 18, 2005 10:44 AM

The little lemon tree is lovely! Don't despair if you don't get lemons this year, but you probably will. Meyers are like that.

I planted 2 Meyers 5 years ago (when we bought the house we were told all the citrus had died, and I MUST have fresh lemons, otherwise why live in CA?) and got fruit the first year. This year they're over 10' tall (dwarf, my butt!) and covered with fruit.

SF Bay Area is cooler and wetter than much of sunny CA; I'm told it's not much different than Seattle except Seattle gets more rain.

Oh, and the dead citrus? Not at all. Now I have 5 lemon trees...want some?

Posted by: Diann Lippman on August 19, 2005 10:17 AM

You make me laugh! At the house my parents lived in before the one they're in now, my dad planted an apple tree. Each year that stupid tree would bear fruit in the form of ONE lousy, measly little applelet. With great ceremony, my dad would quarter the apple so that we could all share in the harvest. Reg'lar Johhny Appleseed he is. May your harvest be more fruitful!

Posted by: Samina on August 19, 2005 01:04 PM

I planted a Meyer lemon outside 3 years ago. It got blossoms in the spring and now has green fruit. I checked on those blossoms every day because they were so sweet smelling.

Back to my straight wild life of spreading manure and napping with the pets.
Bye yall!

Posted by: Sue Woo on August 21, 2005 10:07 AM
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