March 29, 2006

Mrff.

No postings on Friday or next week, Dear Readers. We will be winging our way to California for a bout of Surreal Meet-Ups with Complete Strangers Who Share Our My Love of Knitting and for, of course, the Wedding of the Year, and then we will happily be playing hostesses to Rachael and Lala as they, in turn, swoop through our neck of the woods. I’m not sure Seattle is ready for this… News at 11.

(Remember my description of “Princeton Hugs" (me) vs. “Italian Hugs” (them)? Well, pray for me, Dear Readers, because, since TMK grew up in San Jose and still has molto famiglia there, I will be descending smack-dab into the “Land of Scary-Big, Bone-Crushing Italian Hugs.” I just hope my spine is strong enough to stand up to those arbitrarily administered, vertebrae-splintering squeezes.

On a brighter note, I do not believe I will be encountering any of the dreaded Cheek-Pinching Aunties, whom even TMK fears. Go near her cheeks with your fingers held in pinch position, and she will blanch and flee from the room. (Truth: TMK very rarely gets mad at me but if I make the cheek-pinching gesture at her, she goes all Exorcist on me, no lie.) And TMK, do not, now, immediately call every member of your famiglia enorme and tell them to pinch my cheeks when they see me. I know how your mind works.)

While we’re gone, Frankie will be staying at “Doggie Disneyland,” otherwise known as her dog-walker’s house. We just pray that when we pick her up again, she has as much of her schnozz as she had when we dropped her off. But we will love her all the same, even if all she can say is, “Mrff.” (TMK, are you thinking “Travels with Charlie?” I know I am.)

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On the knitting front, I finished all the pieces for the Wing and a Prayer Sweater, so called because it’s a crapshoot whether I have enough of either of the yarns I picked to knit it with, a reassuringly huge ball of jewel-toned Wool Pak and a less-reassuring half-ball of purple Encore for the ribbing. I now know I had enough of the Wool Pak, thank you, Jesus; now the question is just the Encore, since I have the neckband and ribbing still to go.

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(The purple is a much darker, grapier purple than the photo shows, and the variegated colors are much more jewel-toned. They are both, in a word, yummy.)

In the meantime, however, I have been mightily distracted by the most fun yarn I’ve ever knit with, this stuff handspun by Melinda:

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This yarn is an outrageously kicky and giddy combination of super-bright variegated neon and a luscious, dark plum, dark liver-brown color. I am absolutely convinced that anything made out of this yarn will make the Mongolians go weak at the knees.

I don’t want to waste any of this yarn, and it demands of me that I knit Just the Right Thing, so first I knit The Tentative Beginnings of a Hat...

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...which ended up too small, even by Mongolian orphanage and kindergarten standards—and would have used up just the wrong amount of yarn, leaving me with too much yardage to throw away with a clear conscience, yet not enough to knit something else—so I frogged it, bethought me of knitting a scarf, but decided it was just that-much too scratchy for one’s tender neck skin, and am now thinking, mittens, yes, definitely mittens.

I do believe this is the only ball of yarn I have carried around with me for no reason other than that it makes me happy. If you’ve seen Wendy’s entry about her cat carrying around a piece of Styrofoam, then you understand how I feel about this yarn.

Toodlepipski until later, chums!

(P.S. Pam reports that all of the Prince Edward Island yarn has found new homes. Thanks for everyone who helped take the yarn off of her hands! Now, you Chicagoans, hie ye to Becca’s Knit-In!)

Posted by Ryan at March 29, 2006 10:56 AM
Comments

Ryan, I'm almost sure I have that same purple. If you find you need 10 or 20 yards, just send me the color number (so I can be sure we're on the same purple page) and it will be in the mail.

Posted by: Elizabeth D on March 29, 2006 11:12 AM

Have fun at the Wedding and wish them the best for all of us there in spirit!

Posted by: Mindy on March 29, 2006 11:32 AM

"..and would have used up just the wrong amount of yarn, leaving me with too much yardage to throw away with a clear conscience, yet not enough to knit something else..."

You throw yarn away??????? Mary B

Posted by: Mary B on March 29, 2006 11:46 AM

I think I had molto famiglia at Olive Garden once. Or was it famiglia enorme?

Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on March 29, 2006 02:11 PM

Just got my copy of Vogue Knitting with the "Dulaan to Others" article--all I can say is: WOW!!! It is so amazing to see our work detailed in such a well-respected and nationally known magazine. Only have 15 items knit so far, and now I've really gotta get going--I totally re-inspired to knit, knit, knit! Yeah, Ryan! Mary B

Posted by: Mary B on March 29, 2006 02:52 PM

Cuzz, I think it was the famiglia enorme with marinara sauce, lightly dusted with Parmesan cheese.

Posted by: Ryan on March 29, 2006 03:21 PM

Picture this: An American Buddhist monk getting out of a white, chauffer-driven Lincoln Town Car, walking into a Tulsa, OK Borders, and asking for a copy of Vogue Knitting. But that's just what I did today and all I can say is besos muchos Lee Ann and yay us!

And, cuzz, I don't know. I don't think I could finish a whole famiglia enorme.

Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on March 29, 2006 04:20 PM

A white, chauffeur-driven Town Car?! I'm shaving my head and getting me some orange-y robes TODAY!

Posted by: Ryan on March 29, 2006 04:24 PM

Oh to live the glamorous life of a monk.

Posted by: Elaine on March 29, 2006 04:41 PM

This is a public service annoucement.

Stalker Angie's birthday is next month.

Either go bother her for more details or email me at lionessriaATyahooDOTcom.

That is all.

Posted by: Christina in Washington on March 29, 2006 04:50 PM

I lurv the yarn Ms. Ryan! Absolutely fabu. I would carry it around with me too! And the sweater is going to be adorable.

Who knew monks held such glamorous positions in life?? Must be all the karma, CT. Kudos to you!

Oh, that comment above mine? Just ummm...ignore that. Yeah.

Posted by: Stalker Angie on March 30, 2006 06:22 AM

Cuzz mentioned the embarrassment of having to go into a drugstore to ask for a VK, to which I replied that it's better than some things he could be asking for in a drugstore, standing around in those monkish robes of his...

And now I find out he's been chauffeured to Borders. Dude. An article in VK does not a rockstar make ;-)

(Although I have to admit I have been wearing my leather jacket and flinging my hair around at random a lot more lately....)

Go, Dulaan Brigade!!!

And Ryan, I hate to say it, but if we are ever able to meet face to face, I not only get all verklempt but I also hug. Big. Luckily I'm the size of an elf, so you'll probably only fart--I'm not big enough to make your eyeballs pop out. :-) Have fun, you two!

Posted by: Lee Ann on March 30, 2006 06:49 AM

Don't throw the odd bits of yarn - you know a spinner who can transform it into a bulky yarn with long colour changes (think Noro). (TMK may not yet know she can do this but she can). I make a three ply with two boring balls of whatever and then the third ply is bits of yarn knotted together. You ply them together and then you have a variagated yarn made up of two solids and a colour changing ply. It makes self striping yarn that is ideal for a multidirectional scarf.

Posted by: Caroline M on March 30, 2006 09:43 AM

Happy travels and best wishes to the happy couple. When you return all of those frightened-looking buds on the trees will have gotten serious about getting to it.

Spring in Seattle...for this I survive every winter.

Cerise

Posted by: Morphea on March 30, 2006 01:22 PM
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