Having a bad morning?
If it rains for one more second, are you going to start slowly and deliberately pulling your nasal hairs out?
Is your coffee too strong, too weak, too milky, too bitter? And did your usually sunshiny barista just really annoy the crap out of you this morning?
Did your cereal get soggy before you put even one spoonful in your mouth?
Did your commute make you think darkly murderous thoughts that astonished even you?
If your computer hiccups one more time, are you going to find a high window to drop-kick it from?
Are you wondering what you ever saw in your husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, significant other?
Is your gauge off and are you cursing the name of that stupid person who ever got you hooked on knitting in the first place?
Well, have I got the cure for your morning blahs!
Those of you who read Cuzzin Tom’s blog will surely remember the time he made perhaps not the brightest decision of his adult life, entered an alpaca enclosure alone, and was knocked arse-over-teakettle into a pile of hay by an alpaca herd sire overcome by the alpaca version of road rage. After having been warned that that was exactly what would happen. What you may not know is that, after learning about the Dulaan Project from The Cuzz, Susie Homire, the owner of that alpaca and of the farm where he lives, Dogwood Hill Alpacary, was inspired to name one of her 2006 crias after the project!
So, it being alpaca birthing time…
It is my indescribable pleasure to introduce “Dulaan!!”

Don't you just want to go, "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!" Even you macho guys out there, I know you want to go "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Dulaan's mother is Noire (whom you will see below) and her father, who belongs to a different breeder, is named Silver Legend. Dulaan's fleece is silver-grey.
Some more photos, all taken by The Cuzz:




Doesn't the self-satisfied smile in every photo just kill ya'? Methinks she knows she's special. I also suspect that, when she's older, Mom and Dad will have to beat the boys off with a stick but that that won't prevent her from sneaking out her window at 2 a.m.
My hope is that, while The Cuzz is in Mongolia, we will be able to get more photos from Susie of "our" cria growing up. In the meantime, Susie, a heartfelt thank you to you for acknowledging The Dulaan Project in such a wonderful and unique way.
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Thanks to an unexpected but astonishingly productive mention by Stephanie of the now-named “50 State, 10 Provinces, 3 Territories, and 1 District” Project, we’ve seen some faboo progress!
Drrrrrum rrrrrroooolllll and loud trumpet fanfare!!! I am officially able to mark Yukon Territories (!!!) off the list, thanks to my new best Canadian friend ever, Tasha, who now lives in Ottawa but is mailing a pair of thrummed mittens she knit while living in the Yukon. Ka-ching!
(Note the use of the phrase “the Yukon.” How cool am I? I now know to say “the Yukon” instead of “the Yukon Territories” and to say “PEI” instead of “Prince Edward Island.” I am sooo happenin’. If I cut myself right now, I’d find tiny maple leaves swooshing around in my bloodstream. But then I’d faint, so, nah...)
Thanks to my other new best Canadian friend ever, Michelle, I can also mark Newfoundland and Labrador off the list! Ka-ching! Ka-ching!
And thanks to my other new best Canadian friends ever, Jennifer, Jessica, and Jessica's grandmother in Iqaluit, look what's happening on the Nunavut front! I find this remarkable. (Jennifer, pleeeease take a photo of the hat and mail it to me before you mail the hat to F.I.R.E. I must to see a picture of this hard-won contribution to the project!)
I also have a nibble from Northwest Territories and am awaiting final confirmation from the knitter. Er, ka-ching?
So, Canada-wise, we are left with: Northwest Territories (just until I get a final confirmation), Nunavut (ditto), and Prince Edward Island PEI.
Alaska, Arkansas, Hawaii, Iowa, Nevada, and Washington D.C. and are now officially marked off the U.S. list and I have some 99% fer sher nibbles from Wyoming, Mississippi and Oklahoma.
So we still need: Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi (just until I get a final confirmation), North Dakota, Oklahoma (ditto), and Wyoming (ditto).
Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention that we are receiving at least one item from China! Awesome, just awesome.
Six, almost only three, states left, people! Three, almost only two, provinces/territories left! 43 days until everything has to be in Arizona! We can DO this!
That has got to be the cutest creature on the planet! I'm knitting the sixth mitten, but this Dulaan may send me on to the fourth pair ~
Posted by: Maggi on May 19, 2006 11:45 AMSqueeeeeeeeeeeee! (Did I spell that right?) Dulaan the Cria is too sweet. Now we have an official mascot.
Posted by: Kat on May 19, 2006 11:50 AMThat crooked little smile on Dulaan's face says, "I know the story about the Cuzz, and I'm gonna try it when I'm bigger. Bring it."
I knew I liked alpacas for a reason - it's the Attitude.
Why do you suppose they take the time to say P. E. I. Why not say the word, Pei. (Like pay.) Or better yet, just call it Ed. (Where did you go on your vacation? I went to Ed.)
Oh my God She is the cutest thing EVER! That sweet face and the oh-so-confident-that-I'm-beautiful smile. I love her already.
Posted by: Heather on May 19, 2006 12:18 PMOne of these days I am going to know better than to read your blog at work. I've been fidgety all weekend anyway cuz of a glorious weekend planned but now I have to run outside and go "Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" before I explode!
Go Dulaan, go Dulaan, go Dulaan! *Picks up pom-poms and jumps around like an idiot.*
Posted by: Stalker Angie on May 19, 2006 12:43 PMSqueeeeeee!!! Sooo cute and fluffy!
Posted by: Danielle on May 19, 2006 01:55 PMDoes that little sweet pea know how to work the camera! She posed for those pictures! Dang, will alpaca fit in an apartment? Do they get along with greyhounds?
Posted by: Laurie on May 19, 2006 02:36 PMSure, like any puppy or kitten the little critter is cute, but -- I am BOWLED OVER by your success at getting a response from Nunavut! The Dulaan Project's warming my heart -- as well as those Mongolian kids it'll warm up, too.
Posted by: Karen on May 19, 2006 05:59 PMAwwww. She does have that "I'm cute and I know it" look, doesn't she.
My Dulaan package should go out next week unless circumstances make that impossible. My goal for this year was one more item than I did last year, so there are 3 hats and a pair of socks ready to go.
Posted by: CarolineF on May 19, 2006 06:50 PMI just can't bring myself to squeeeeeeee but I did go ahhhhhhh.....
I wish I were half that self assured...
Posted by: rho on May 19, 2006 06:51 PMgee, ryan, there were entirely too many of those on your list that applied today. oy, i really needed a heavy dose of cuteness. dulaan is so darling! and i had to chuckle over cuzzin tom's escapades. i'm glad to hear we've got almost all states & provinces knocked out. am i gonna have to hunt through previous posts to find the address, or are you going to post it again?
Posted by: minnie on May 19, 2006 07:29 PMNot to contradict, but I went, "ohhhhhhhhh". I'm too tired for squeaky noises.
Posted by: naomi on May 19, 2006 08:28 PMYEAH CANADA!!!
Posted by: celticknitter on May 19, 2006 08:58 PMAwwwww. What a cutie.
Posted by: Jessica on May 19, 2006 11:43 PMThat little cria brought tears to my eyes. She's way sweet.
Posted by: Rabbitch on May 20, 2006 01:57 AMWell, I got you Hawaii and now I'm working on Arkansas. Stay posted ;-)
I've never been particularly enamored of sheep or goats -- except for pygmy goats -- but I have to say that li'l Dulaan alpaca has changed my mind. What a cutie!
Posted by: KathytTA on May 20, 2006 10:46 AMIt's great that all these places are contributing :) I must admit I went huh?! when I read China. That will be one well travelled almost return flight gift;) ***CV
Posted by: chittavrtti on May 20, 2006 06:39 PMI'm confused - did you mark off Arkansas or not? 'Cause I'm sending you at least one hat and scarf knitted right here in my Arkansas living room. Go ahead and cross it on off.
And how CUTE is that Dulaan? Next year's project will definitely be a silver-grey alpaca something (hat? scarf?), just in honor of her.
Larushka
Posted by: Larushka on May 21, 2006 03:26 PMWhat a cute little face!
Pleased to help mark a province off your list. I found out about it through a post on the Dulann project to rcty. My parcel was mailed yesterday.
Posted by: Michelle on May 21, 2006 04:21 PMI'm here in PEI what would I have to do? Anne
Posted by: Anneb on May 22, 2006 03:42 PM