May 21, 2007

Oh-Dee-Oh!

(Picture-heavy post, Dear Readers.)

You know what’s spooky? A large male coyote who isn’t as eager to run away as he should be—because he has zeroed in on the snack-sized bichon frise you’ve taken into the orchard for its afternoon constitutional. Sure, the coyote loped away, but reluctantly, and sure he kept looking back, but more to see if/when we were going to let down our collective guard than anything else. 30 seconds later, the bichon frise had been hustled back into the safety of the house. (Side note: This was my first coyote, other than the occasional, far-away glimpse of gray. I was thrilled and in awe, almost on tiptoe with excitement, and would’ve followed him if it wouldn’t have been a spectacularly stupid thing to do, although being spectacularly stupid hasn’t always stopped me in the past.)

So, yes, we’re back from a quirky weekend in eastern Washington. The last time I mentioned Monitor, the town where we went and where TMK’s mother and step-father live, I pointed out that it's too small to appear on the U.S. Census. This time, visual proof. I present to you the whole of downtown Monitor:

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Okay, I lie. There’s a skosh more to the burg. If you do a 180 from the above viewpoint, you see…

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…an antique fire engine and some apple warehouses. Ta-dah! (TMK's mater and step-pater do not, of course, live in any of the semi-dilapidated downtown buildings but in a lovely home, built by step-pater, about a 1/2-mile away.)

The purpose for the trip was to participate in a Rebuilding Together project. Rebuilding Together, which some of you may know as “Christmas in April,” organizes and sends out teams of volunteers to fix or improve the homes of poor, elderly or disabled people. TMK’s mother is the president of the Wenatchee, Washington, branch, hence our being sucked up and over the mountains.

Despite the visions of hammers and nails and saws and buckets of paint that danced in our heads, TMK’s and my participation took a sharp and decidedly womanly detour when we learned that our first task would be to help El Presidente fold and bag, by work team, 160 t-shirts.

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This couldn’t be done, of course, without the occasional outburst of “Whistle While You Work” and, inexplicably, the “Oh-Dee-Oh” song sung by the flying monkeys in “The Wizard of Oz” and, even more inexplicably, TMK’s and my need to make, in unison, loud creaking, twisting noises whenever El Presidente secured a bag with a twist-tie. Fortunately, El Presidente took it all with good humor or we would’ve found ourselves trebucheted back over the mountains soon after we arrived.

The big event took place Saturday. Here, the 160 volunteers assembled in the basement of a local church for a pancake-breakfast send-off. TMK and I were relatively comfortable in small-town, largely Republican “enemy territory,” as it were, until a man walked in wearing a t-shirt displaying an all-red diagram of the United States with “My America” writ large beneath. Shudder. However, for the most part, everyone was warm and lovely and dedicated wholeheartedly to the work ahead.

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Our team of 10 or so had been assigned to work on the mobile home of a woman with MS. My job, since the idea of me wielding either a hammer or any kind of power tool is truly terrifying, was to clean out a backyard shed. Primary job requirement: Not being afraid of spiders. I fit the bill perfectly.

Half-way through, with everything that was inside the shed now outside, although this picture only shows about half of it:

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Done, with 90% of the items hauled away, and the remaining items completely accessible. (The homeowner helped us decide, of course, what to keep and what should go, and we greased the whole communication process by inventing a new acronym, MIG—“Make It Gone.” Everything was either "MIG" or "not MIG." Feel free to take and use in your organizing efforts.)

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In the meantime, TMK, who was hoping to put her new-found woodworking skills to the test, was assigned to rebuild a set of stairs.

The old rickety stairs gone, the new stringers in place. (Neener, neener, TMK. Bet you didn’t know I knew the word “stringers.” What can I say? The Internet is my oyster.)

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TMK and Bob the Builder cutting new treads. TMK reports that Bob the Builder was the perfect mentor: Unsexist, knowledgeable, experienced, encouraging, helpful, and supportive and yet wouldn’t let her wimp out when it came to something new and challenging. Hats off to Bob the Builder who, by the way, is a bit of a babe for his age.

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Bob the Builder with the stairs almost finished, minus the handrails. Note how they built the top stair level with the landing to make descent easier for the homeowner. It’s that extra effort that the volunteers put in that truly warms me cockles. (And lest you think TMK has abandoned the project, those are her denimed legs behind the trellis.)

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Elsewhere around the trailer, another set of stairs was built, the carport which had gone dangerously off-kilter was shored up, an overgrown-rose-vine-and-rotting-trellis combo was disassembled, pruned, whacked, and rebuilt, large pieces of furniture were removed, and, the next day, although we didn’t participate, the house was painted.

I think in this picture, El Presidente and the coyote snack speak for all of us:

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Posted by Ryan at May 21, 2007 01:05 PM
Comments

Maybe the guy in the T-shirt was actually a commie?

Posted by: Laurie on May 21, 2007 02:39 PM

What a sweet blog entry!

1. I thought of you this weekend, and wondered whether the French manicure would endure the home-repair onslaught. What you showed is that everyone has something to contribute. Awesome and humbling and inspiring.

2. Is Bob the Builder Unattached?

3. Note American flag flying in the City of Monitor, roughly equal in size to the Pepsi sign. Is that normal?

4. Welcome back home to our rainy city where knitting is a most deeply satisfying thing to do!

Posted by: Gail on May 21, 2007 02:56 PM

Gail: Alas Bob the Builder is owned by Jan the Photographer. (The flag is actually in front of the Monitor post office. Yep. Monitor has its own post office.)

Posted by: The Mysterious K on May 21, 2007 02:59 PM

Gail, the manicure survived in fine fettle, thanks to my he-man gloves. (I even tried to talk myself out of the manicure, knowing how impractical the whole idea was but, come 5:15 Thursday evening, there I was, having my nails done. I have no self-control.)

Posted by: Ryan on May 21, 2007 03:26 PM

Ladies - see now, THAT is the gen-u-ine definition of "mitzvah". It looks like mountains seen over the shoulders and off in the distance, what a neat place to live (attitudes notwithstanding). Knitters are so cool, so versatile. What a treat! Oh, and do we know how the town got its name? I love stuff like that.

Posted by: Dale-Harriet in WI on May 21, 2007 07:42 PM

Excellent. Love the stairs, and carpenters ALWAYS turn me on.
I lived in Los Alamos for two summers, and knew a woman with a toy poodle. Once, while on a walk, she heard a little "urf" and turned around to see her poodle nose-to-nose with a coyote who'd stepped out of the bushes after she passed, waiting for the little dog. Another one came out behind it. She slowly walked over, ever so slowly leaned over to pick Jangles up, and carried him home. The coyotes followed her through the neighborhood and halfway up her drive, and waited to see if she'd put him down again.

Posted by: Carrie on May 21, 2007 09:24 PM

Great work!
Did you know there's 'she-woman' gloves out there just as good as the 'he-man' gloves? A company called 'Woman's Work' all sorts of very good tools, not wussy at all (duh, women aren't born wusses).
Bob the Builder looks like me dear old da, and yes they are quite the babes....for their age...me da was every bit that cool about sharing knowledge in the kindest manner to anyone willing to learn.

Posted by: marianne on May 22, 2007 05:35 AM

I haven't heard anyone referred to as Mater in 40 or 50 years. It's how my mother referred to her stepmother. I like a productive working weekend like that too.

Posted by: Gillian on May 22, 2007 07:21 AM

You guys ROCK! The lady in the trailer must have been so happy to have her abode renovated by y'all.

The guy in the red USA t-shirt reminded me of a former neighbor of my in-laws. We were visiting for a long weekend one summer and all the neighbors had a cul-de-sac party on Sunday afternoon. Said neighbor, a truck driver, was a chauvinist pig of the first order. At one point he bragged about the pool table in his basement, at which point (after a little urging from my husband) I challenged him to a game. And beat his socks off. Little did he know WE had a pool table in our LIVING ROOM ;-) He had little to say after that, although I must admit he was a fairly gracious loser. TMK and/or you should have taken him on in arm-wrestling or entrelac or woodworking or something; you would have beaten his socks off (presumably not hand-knit; who would knit anything for such a bigot?)

Posted by: kmkat on May 22, 2007 07:41 AM

I've been reading your blog for several months now (having found it then and having become instantly addicted). This post really touched my heart. Thank you for sharing ...

Posted by: Knitting Granny on May 22, 2007 11:57 AM

It can't be that small a town if they have their own post office and store that sells pepsi. *L*

Well done, ladies!

Posted by: Cookie on May 22, 2007 12:20 PM

Great post, I'm glad you had a great spiritually fulfilling weekend of do gooding.

But really? My favorite part? learning how to spell "skosh" I say it all the time and frequently want to type it in my blog... but always get weirded out on the spelling.

Is skosh a real word? I kinda always thought it was made up.

Cool.

Posted by: Lexy on May 22, 2007 05:13 PM

I have always wanted to help with something like this, but the one in my local area occurs in October which is a bad time for our farming family. However, know that I thought of you and your princess-ness this weekend. We had very large tree mostly cut down in our back yard last weekend and DH got the chain saw out and I made him show me how to use it. I felt all womanly and powerful, but hope my tiara wasn't crooked in the process, no picutes of my chain sawing, however, but I will eventually post pictures of the tree.

Posted by: Angie on May 23, 2007 08:55 AM

I've been to Monitor and don't remember it being quite so one-horse. Lots of beautiful customized homes in the area, even if the town centre is a bit basic. Hey Ryan, if your mom is a a mover in Wenatchee-based community group, she may well know my brother of the community college!

Posted by: Marie on May 23, 2007 11:35 AM

Ryan - The Christmas in April tag is no longer used for Rebuilding Together. I enjoyed the pictures and your blog. Your girls were both real troopers and we did have a lot of laughs. from TMk's mom

Posted by: Marilyn on May 24, 2007 05:14 PM
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