August 27, 2007

Stay Upwind and You'll Be Good

When it comes to online yarn-buying transactions, I sometimes come across warnings to avoid buying from smokers or to at least buy from smokers who assiduously protect their yarn from the smoke smell. Bah! I say smoke smell is for amateurs. I’ve discovered something worse: eau de banana.

banana.jpgIn my usual pell-mell fashion when leaving TMK’s house on Monday morning, I threw my knapsack, car knitting, and morning banana on the warm-from-the-sun passenger seat. At a particularly long and tedious red light, I picked up the scarf to knit a stitch or two and discovered, to the horror of my nasal passages, that it reeked of oily, cloying and overly sweet banana smell. So now, since the scarf is an as-yet-unwashable two inches long, my plan is to knit the scarf with the speed of a thousand fingers to accumulate the inches, the feet, the yards, and force the eau de banana away, away, far, far away from my nose. Don’t get me wrong; I love bananas. It’s just that the only thing in the world that is supposed to smell like a banana is…a banana. (I did discover one thing slightly worse than yarn that smells like banana. When I got out of the car, my hands were full so I stuck the banana under my arm. Now my armpit smells like banana. Oy. It’s going to be a day.)

Although the fast and ugly way that Dulaan died still has my knickers in a knot, I have certainly burst out of the Dulaan-knitting straight jacket much the way biscuit dough pops out of its cardboard tube when you whack the tube on the counter. I offer as proof:

The finished Margaritaville socks...

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A bonus Margaritaville hat for the same baby...

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The Eau de Banana Scarf, a red Steam Scarf (pdf) most likely for Norma’s Red Scarf project unless I fall too terribly in love with it...

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The finished first sock of a pair, size male adult, made from Socks that Rock heavyweight sock yarn in color Lagoon...

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...and Olympic Squirrel with both sleeve steeks cut and the shoulders seamed together!

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It’s an exciting, bold, adrenaline-filled, “Look, Ma! No hands!” world of never-ending thrills at Mossy Cottage these days, I tell you whut.

Posted by Ryan at August 27, 2007 11:36 AM
Comments

Mmmm, banana pit...

Posted by: Carrie on August 27, 2007 01:29 PM

Wow, UFOs heading to the finish line at warp speed.

Posted by: Donna in VA on August 27, 2007 02:27 PM

David would be right with you on the banana thing - he can't stand them. Personally, I don't think it would bother me much. I just figure it'll come out in the wash. Or remember back to my undergrad chemistry that the smell is an ester that should volatilize eventually.

Posted by: Mel on August 27, 2007 02:50 PM

I think I know of something worse than eau de banana. One evening I had a lovely snack of a bowl of cereal (Honey Nut Cheerios). When finished I set my bowl on the floor and picked up my knitting. After a minute I noticed that the yarn felt funny, and wasn't sliding on the needles vary well. It turned out the yarn was coming out of the skein and getting dragged across the cereal bowl and picking up the cereal-and-milk dregs. It was a sticky, sweet-ish smelling, yucky mess.

PS - I love the stream scarf pattern, but I can't quite get the hang of cabling 8, so I modified it to cable 4. The pattern is more subtle, but I still like it.

Posted by: Rachel F on August 27, 2007 03:01 PM

Rachel, as if my banana adventures weren't bad enough, I did the same thing as you! Only I dragged the yarn through some tea, which had mucho sugar in it, so there was a major stickiness factor and a major warmness factor. Blech. I had to wash a few yards of the yarn when I discovered what I had been doing.

Posted by: Ryan on August 27, 2007 03:23 PM

LOVE the margaritaville socks and hat!! Great colors!

Posted by: Julie on August 27, 2007 03:24 PM

Put the yarn in a covered container with a few briquets of charcoal (the plain kind of charcoal, not the matchlight kind). Let sit overnight, and voila! The odor will be gone.

Advice from your know-it-all friend Karen.

Posted by: Karen on August 27, 2007 07:43 PM

Me likee the squirrels!!! So very pretty - that is good work. Pat yourself on the back. (Maybe use the non-banana arm)

Posted by: becky c. on August 27, 2007 08:12 PM

Oh BLECH!! You should have put up a warning to today's post for those among us who can't be within 50 paces of a banana! EEEWWW! OK, perhaps I protest to much, but I do detest bananas, so I can hardly imagine the horror you are experiencing.

Go, Squirrel, Go!

Posted by: Kritsen on August 27, 2007 09:26 PM

i'm allergic to bananas, so my stuff never smells like bananas. in fact, my husband is allergic to bananas as well, and neither son cares for them, so we NEVER have bananas in the house. breaks my heart (ripe banana smell makes me nauseous, i'm so allergic)

i'm making a red scarf from my own handspun for the red scarf project in mistake rib. i'd forgotten how much i enjoy working with my handspun. you might want to recommend it to TMK (so you don't have those little critters chewing at you again)

Posted by: minnie on August 28, 2007 05:34 AM

Wow, olympic squirrel looks great! It really looks like squirrels!

Posted by: CarolineF on August 28, 2007 05:50 AM

Holy cats! Are you ever knitting like the wind! I'm still at the learning stage where I have to concentrate too hard to knit to be able to have car knitting, although I don't think my tongue pokes out of the corner of my mouth all the time anymore. I love to eat bananas but can not abide fake banana in anything. I even like the smell but it would be too awful on yarn, all scratch 'n sniff-ish, like those stickers my kids used to put on everything. Yuk.

Posted by: Barbara on August 28, 2007 06:47 AM

Doncha love it when Dr. Mel analyses the chemical components of your posts? ;-)

Posted by: Lee Ann on August 28, 2007 08:09 AM

Ryan, I've had good luck deoderizing odiferous handknits and yarn (tobacco smoke, musty attic smell) using the Crumpled Newspaper method. I found this technique on the Internet and wish I could remember where to give proper credit. Whoever invented this, THANK YOU.
Here's how it works: take a brown paper grocery bag, crumple several sheets of newspaper (enough to fill the bag loosely), tuck the smelly item in the middle, and staple the bag shut. For light-colored or precious items you might want to surround them (again loosely) with clean white tissue to protect them from the newsprint. Write the date on the outside of the bag and set it aside for 3 weeks or so, or until you remember it again. (I'm easily distracted, so this can run to months.) The newspaper seems to absorb the smell and the formerly smelly item becomes remarkably not-so.
I don't know how well this would work with banana smell, but it might be worth a try. BTW, in the 1930s amyl acetate, which is artificial banana flavoring, was used in agriculture as a locust repellant. Ivan Doig's novel Bucking the Sun has a vivid description of just how awful it smelled. Cheers! --Carol

Posted by: Carol in North Bend on August 28, 2007 10:32 AM

I love how the margaritaville socks turned out and the matching hat is so cute.

Hope I see you at VY&T when I get back in town this weekend. Better tell TMK to get cracking on that spinning :-)

Posted by: emma on August 28, 2007 12:11 PM

I just clicked on "What Happened to Dulaan?" even though I had seen the original post. Am I ever glad I did because I was able to read Cuzzin Tom's comments regarding F.I.R.E. He's a gem, all right, and gave me a much needed reminder that things are rarely all or nothing, black or white. Now I can't wait for...(cue mysterious music)...the next installment!

Posted by: Laura Sue on August 28, 2007 01:22 PM

While I do understand that banana scented yarn can be displeasing, and a banana scented armpit could be very odd too, I must admit that the real horror here would be if the banana ended up being pit scented :) That thought is making me a bit banana-phobic as I type.

Posted by: Weaver on August 28, 2007 08:23 PM
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