As much as some of you locals are surprised at how I was able to just “deal” with the Dulaan kerfuffle, trust me, it’s still making me want to drown myself in never-ending pints of ice cream. Literally. I want to pour countless pints of ice cream in a large vat, climb in, and flounder my way slowly to the bottom, sucking in large mouthfuls of Cherry Garcia as I go. So I was happy when, this morning, I was unexpectedly given a chance to dip my toe in the charity-knitting pool again but in a teensy-weensy way, just my pinky toe and just up to the cuticle. As you know, Stephanie will be here on Friday and, at each location on her tour, she is collecting hand-knitted hats that are then donated to a local charity. I have the pleasure of being The Hat Lady this go-round, so I will bring a box where you can put the hats that you bring. So…bring hats. To quote Forrest Gump, “That’s all I have to say about that.”
Per Stephanie’s “Harlot on Tour” page, her presentation will be at Third Place Books in Lake Forest Park and starts at 6:30 p.m. Per the Third Place Books people, if you want to have your book signed, you’ll need to get a signing ticket (you can still get your book signed if you don’t have a ticket but you’ll need to wait until everyone else has gone up). I don’t know all the details but, as it was 'splained to me by the guy at the Information Counter, they’ll be calling people to come up by the letter on the signing ticket (A, then B, then C, etc.). Sounds a little Big Brother-ish to me, but that’s the deal, as I understand it (and, granted, the last time she was here, everyone stood in line at once and the line snaked in and around and up and down and through and across a store which, for those of you who’ve never been there, is quite large).
Stephanie, when I was at Third Place Books on Monday, as a staunch Harlotite, I tried to “represent," as you would say, and dropped the hint that there would be a lot of knitters there...and still got the inevitable, “Really?” So sorry.
Drenched in a panicked flop-sweat since I had so completely run out of time (I know; after 563 days, now I worry about a deadline?), I attacked the Olympic Squirrel collar with a vengeance last night and am surprised to be able to report that things are going well. The severely curling attached i-cord was removed and sent to bed with no dessert, and now I’m just going for a stockinette hemmed collar: A few rows on size 2s, one purled turn row, a few rows on size 1s, followed by hemming, most likely with masking tape, duct tape or double-sided tape at this late date. Think anyone will notice? Ironically, after all this, I have no baby to give it to. Oh, Frrrrraaaaankie...look what Mommy has for youuuuuuuuuu.
Re the comments:
Saralyn, KarenJoe and VisionSister...see you on Friday! As an added bonus, TMK will be there!
Valerie and Lee Ann: I was all over the knitted look of the Wii racing-cows game. I feel bad for the programmers. I mean, think about it: They put all that time and effort into creating cows, riders, jumps, scarecrows, silos, barns, fences, fields, trees, sky and clouds, never mind the actual racing, and all we knitters can say is, “Hey, did you see that it looked knitted?”
Rho: You can play all the Wii games against yourself/the computer as well as against other people. (Sounds like you've been sucked in!)
Rachel F: I haven’t had too much trouble with the Steam Scarf. My cables aren’t popping off but they are definitely tight at the transition point. I just really take my time with them and use some elbow grease and patience. I’m using Cascade 220 and size 7 needles. In retrospect, I would probably use size 8s just to make things easier and looser, so you might want to try using larger needles. Also, have you tried wood or bamboo needles and a wood or bamboo cable needle, instead of metal or plastic (if that’s what you’re using)? Sometimes the friction of the wood/bamboo can help keep the stitches under control.
Oh well, at least you will get good pictures of the shocked and harried employees wondering where the hell all these knitters came from...
Posted by: Carrie on September 12, 2007 02:32 PMOh you have GOT to get pix of the shell shocked employees. That should provide us with hours of endless giggling.
Ryan, can I send you a hat or two via FedEx Priority for Stephanie? I'm still a little twitchy after Dulaan (I mean, I gotta stay busy, and making things for others ROCKS), but am diving head first into other projects. I have a few hats that I haven't delivered to other groups yet--I would love to send some to you. Please let me know if this is okay.
Posted by: Nancy O. on September 12, 2007 02:39 PMOMG! This is so perfect! You see I have this cute little hat that I knitted and it needs a home. I will give it to you to take to a home. If I can't make Friday, can I drop it off at TMK's for you? Ta! Kisses! Should be there on Friday!
Posted by: Rebecca on September 12, 2007 02:50 PMRebecca: You can totally drop a hat off at my place if you need to! TMK
Posted by: The Mysterious K on September 12, 2007 03:06 PMNancy O., I've emailed you directly, 'kay?
Posted by: Ryan on September 12, 2007 03:09 PMI hope to see you there! :)
Posted by: moiraeknittoo on September 12, 2007 03:10 PMOh - I think I have been sucked in - maybe for Xmas
Thanks
Ryan, the signing-line tickets themselves are labeled group A, B, C, etc. Depends on when you bought your book. I think I got the first ones they gave out.
I look forward to meeting The Mysterious K. I'll have hats, but they've been promised to Afghans for Afghans.
Posted by: KarenJoSeattle on September 13, 2007 01:49 AMKarenJo, thanks!! I've updated the entry based on your info. Oddly, my signing ticket says "A" also. Either this doesn't bode well for Stephanie, attendee-wise, or everyone has a ticket that says "A" and Third Place Books is right back where they started!
Posted by: Ryan on September 13, 2007 09:12 AMWell now! I wouldn't mind tucking into your knitting bag to go see Stephanie; got quite the case of Harlotitis myself (among numerous random other 'itis-s). By the way, my perpetual Toque-Knitting nearly always involves Cascade 220 and size 7 bamboo needles! It's quite perfect for the purpose. As I understand it, that also replicates fairly closely the original I'm "copying", an artifact from about 1740. Aaah, but you know ze Franch - zey always want le toque rouge, tourjours le rouge...Mais - c'est bon. C'est bon. (Sometimes a bold fellow requests "french blue and I get to live dangerously).
Posted by: Dale-Harriet in WI on September 13, 2007 10:48 AM