At the end of its rather violent spin cycle, my new-ish washer does this odd—but apparently normal for a hi-tech appliance—thing where it gently cycles the clothes around, once every few seconds, as if fluffing them. Last night, being impatient, I didn’t want to wait for the “fluffing” to finish and wondered how important the “fluffing” actually was and what the “fluffing” actually did and whether it was safe to just open the door and stick my hand in while the “fluffing” was going on. Then I realized that I didn’t know the answer to any of these questions…but the washer did. And it was then that I realized that the washer was smarter than I was.
Now what are my personal ads going to say? “Moderately attractive and very available, but recently lost a battle of the wits with a household appliance?”
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Went on my first official OutVentures outing on Saturday, a hike. I discovered that this is where and when the working out pays off! It was a long-ish hike which included a hellacious walk up a steep and long flight of stairs, and at no point did I get winded. It was quite remarkable.
(An aside: While I was writing the last paragraph, I had two phrases in my mind, “break a sweat” or “get winded,” which my mind was all too happy to scramble into “break wind.” Fortunately, I caught it before I clicked “post.”)
I dasn't post any pictures of the women on the hike, not wanting to "out" them 'n' all, but I can share a picture of our hiking companion, Ginger, who happily rode this way the whole way. You can't see it but Ginger was representin' with a rainbow collar.

And yesterday, much to my surprise and total delight—with a modicum of anxiety thrown in since it'd been a while—I found myself on horseback, thanks to the two very patient and accomodating OutVentures buddies I met at the dinner and one very patient and accommodating horse. Am I sore? You betcha. Apparently I now have a very bony butt. And today, I can't seem to keep my legs closed. (No comments from the Peanut Gallery.)
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I started what I thought was going to be a Honora or Paloma on Friday night. Despite my promises, however, it’s turning out be anything but a Honora or Paloma. The good news is, I already know who else it is.
Ann of Mason Dixon recently posted story about and a picture of Elmira, the African American quilter who made Ann a quilt, and since then the African American crafting and knitting community and traditions have been on my mind. Thus, it was no surprise to me that, when I went to pick out a yarn for the body, this beautiful color fairly leapt into my hands, and I ended up making an Elmira:
Doesn’t look like much of a doll yet, but it’ll all work itself out. The head will be added at the hole; the wide piece at the top will be folded lengthwise and seamed into arms; the middle will be folded to the back and seamed to make the torso; and the divided sections will be folded to the back and seamed to make the legs. Then the fun starts: Knitting the dress and adding the hair. I’m thinking a beautiful, short salt-and-pepper for the coiffure, and following in the footsteps of Tori, the "mother" of "Maisie," self-striping yarn for the dress. God knows I have enough tiny, useless balls of half-used self-striping yarn lying around.
This project was a hoot and a half, and it only took maybe 1.5 hours to get this much done. Well worth the minimal cost to get a used copy of the book.
(Do I get credit for getting to the end of the entry without mentioning the cats once?)
Posted by Ryan at July 28, 2008 11:03 PMBut we love the cats.
I also love that dog. That dog is demostrating how *I* prefer to hike as well, though I prefer a litter with sheer shades to a backpack. It's too hard to be fed dates and grapes whilst one is dangling around in a backpack.
XOXO, and it's probably good that you didn't break wind either.
Ryan, post with or without the kitty's, I am just glad to read your posts.
You do realize, between the break wind line and the tiny useless balls line, you should score some rather strange search engine hits. :)
Posted by: PICAdrienne on July 28, 2008 11:35 AMOne of the (many) reasons I read your blog is because your readers' comments are as funny as your entries. I want to go hiking in a litter next to Carrie.
Adore Ginger. Adore the cats. Keep 'em all coming (the pictures I mean)
Posted by: daisy in the shenandoah valley on July 28, 2008 11:51 AMPEANUT GALLERY!!! I'll save any and all comments for stitchers...
ahem...
Posted by: Carry on July 28, 2008 11:55 AMYay for Ginger and horsies!!! But I also love the kitties. What can I say, I'm an animal lover all 'round. OK, I'm not to fond of wildebeasts and warthogs, but I'll keep coming if you want to talk about them too. ;)
And, um, about those appliances... I'm surprised you could even open the door during that cycle. Usually those front loaders are quite stubbornly inaccessible until they decide to open wide.
Posted by: Kristen on July 28, 2008 01:19 PMplease more cats!! I'm so happy you went riding- the soreness doesn't last-try it again! I'm going to try and get a copy of that book with Maisie-I have 2 babies I'm knitting gifts for and I think this would be very very cute!How did you get Maisie's hair to be so wild?
Posted by: tayloe on July 28, 2008 02:04 PMTayloe, I didn't make Maisie, someone else did. But I do know the story of the hair. First, it's just straight sheep fleece. Secondly, the woman who knit Maisie said that it used to be more in ringlets but when she pulled the dress down over Maisie's head, the hair went wild. Nothing scientific to it! (She also said that I can dampen the hair and curl it back into ringlets but I like it the way it is.)
Posted by: Ryan on July 28, 2008 02:08 PMBut I like the kitties! You can mention them anytime. As long as you write something, I'll keep reading it.
Posted by: Joan In Reno on July 28, 2008 06:19 PMNo, you get EXTRA points for mentioning the cats.
Posted by: Laurie on July 28, 2008 07:24 PMI am not your intended audience for the personal ad, but I think the comment that you "recently lost a battle of the wits with a household appliance" is quite hilarious and gives a good idea of your humor. I'd give it a thumbs up!
Posted by: DianeS on July 28, 2008 09:56 PMMy daughter is always telling me you need to be 2% smarter than whatever you're trying to work with. At least it was a high tech washer. And I love your cats.
Posted by: Candi on July 29, 2008 11:57 AMWell, I'd rather have cat stories, but stories about you and appliances are almost as good (no, not THAT kind of appliances!) How come the washer wasn't smart enough to stop itself when you barged in on its playtime?
Posted by: Lynn on July 29, 2008 02:56 PMThanks Ryan! I have several pillow cases filled with my brown Shetland sheep fleeces! Duh?! Why didn't I think of that- See your washer is probably also smarter than I am!
Posted by: tayloe on July 29, 2008 04:49 PMA hike, horses, knitting -- heck all that is missing is the kitties ;) We love the kitties too you know .....
Sounds like the hike was a blast - and yea you for not getting winded .... you are better than me for sure.
Posted by: rho1640 on July 30, 2008 06:40 PM