May 11, 2009

Bunny Attack!

In my last entry I wrote how on my journey south to my car in the morning, I inevitably drift helplessly north to my little vegetable garden first. And in the evening, despite my attempts to head directly to my door, I drift right past the door to the garden for another peek. Which is why Friday, as soon as I arrived home, I discovered this:

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Discovered what, you ask? It’s a vegetable bed; we know you have a vegetable bed; you’ve told us so ad nauseum. Not the bed; the stuff in the bed. See, when I left in the morning, other than the baby veggies, the only other thing in the bed was the decorative stake in the upper-right-hand corner. Everything else? New. Not of my purchasing. Not of my installing. My garden had been guerrilla cute-ed!

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By process of elimination, I have narrowed the gardening-guerrilla list to one of two fellow knitters, initials GB or LK. Anyone want to confess? Hmm?

Whoever you are, however you thought this might affect me, it so did. I gaped, I stared, I touched, I doubted my eyes, I may possibly have hopped the bunnies across the dirt going “boing, boing, boing,” and finally…I cried. Not a lot, but there was definite ocular leakage. Thank you for this wonderful RAOK that I am enjoying so much.

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I’m still plugging away on the Good-Enough Gansey which is, however, rapidly becoming the Merely Tolerable Gansey. I’m still determined to finish it, though, as evidenced by a particularly bulldoggish, stubborn set to my jaw whenever I work on it. I’m thisclose to finishing the body, which was knit in the round and then split for the back and the front. The front is done, the back was 1” away from being done but some froggage happened last night. It played out thusly:

I'm knitting, knitting, knitting, feeling bulldoggish, accomplished, smug, excited about almost being done with the hard part.

I lift the sweater up to enjoy my handiwork. My stomach drops as I see a mistake.

I remind myself that the mistake is on the back, that it wouldn't be noticeable by someone who stared at the sweater for even a good hour, that this is the Good-Enough Gansey and that mistakes are allowed, tolerated, encouraged, even desirable.

Convinced, I pick up the needles and start off again, confident, reassured, committed to the idea of knitting an imperfect sweater.

This renewed enthusiasm and idealism lasts for all of 20 stitches, however, at which point I start to knit more and more slowly, and then more slowly, my shoulders sag, and the bulldog set to my jaw vanishes. Finally, I stop knitting altogether, and drop the sweater despondently in my lap as I realize that good enough doesn't cut it. I lose the mental battle, and a measurable amount of frogging quickly follows. It now remains to be seen whether the bulldog or the frog will win.

Posted by Ryan at May 11, 2009 11:57 AM
Comments

Whew! For a minute there, I thought the title meant that you were going to report that some bunnies had got into your garden and eaten up what was growing. Glad to hear it's good news. I'm sure I speak for many when I say that it couldn't have happened to a nicer person...

Posted by: ken-bob on May 11, 2009 12:16 PM

Sweet!! You have wonderful friends!

Posted by: Cynthia on May 11, 2009 12:30 PM

I had the same reaction as Ken-Bob! (I once had sparrows wipe out an entire box of basil seedlings.) It's such a delight to have caring friends, no?

Posted by: Kristen on May 11, 2009 12:55 PM

Me too on the ken-bob and Kristen reactions. (I thought you were showing us a bed devoid of seedlings.)
Bulldog bulldog bulldog! They have those cute underbites, too.

Posted by: Carrie on May 11, 2009 01:02 PM

At least it wasn't what I frequently saw in Australia, with the gnome having pulled down his britches and bent over to display his full moon to all and sundry. Happy digging!

Posted by: Cuzzin Tom on May 11, 2009 04:51 PM

Not me sugar - I'm going for Gail as the Guerilla Gardener. Awfully cute. I too was sure you were gonna say that bunnies had broken in and mowed down all green matter.

LK

Posted by: Linda "K" on May 11, 2009 05:37 PM

I'm so glad it was a ceramic bunny that was added to your garden and not a real bunny who deleted your garden.

Posted by: kmkat on May 11, 2009 07:00 PM

I deny everything.

Oh. You have a very nice neighbor, very friendly, not put off at all by a cheesy disguise. And your gate is damned hard to set the latch. I broke a nail on that one.

But I can't possibly have done it. At least, I don't remember doing it....I think.

Posted by: Gail "hey-would-you-shake-up-this-bottle-of-juice-for-me" on May 12, 2009 12:33 AM

Bless this garden ... curse this knitting.

If the sweater were my project, I'd ladder down to the mistake and fix it. And if that did not work, THEN I would frog. And if that still looked like crap, then I would start a new project. But that's just me.

Posted by: Karen on May 12, 2009 08:00 AM

I wish it were that simple, Karen, but the mistake was a whole row that I knit too late/too soon (don't even remember which now). But I'm heading back in the right direction now; the bulldog is in control!

Posted by: Ryan on May 12, 2009 10:17 AM

Why do you assume the gnome and bunnies just didn't see a nice little garden and move in on their own?

Posted by: Laurie on May 12, 2009 02:49 PM

Oh the bulldog will win. The frog is a fickle fellow and will leave soon.

Posted by: Carol on May 15, 2009 02:10 PM

Everyone should go boing boing boing across the garden with bunny statues.

EVERYone. I believe I shall try to make it law. (And you have some way cool friends)

Posted by: Rabbitch on May 19, 2009 12:51 PM
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