January 12, 2010

What's in a Name?

Long-time readers may remember a time when I got all jiggy wid' online name generators. My two favorites at the time were Loopy Banana Brains (my Professor Poopypants name) and Mad Cow Crack Robba (my gangsta name).

It being five+ years later, I thought I’d swing on through the online name generators again and see if there was anything new and fun out there. Truthfully, there’s not much that's noteworthy except perhaps my Significant Other Pet Name, which put me on the floor:

Infertile Nubs

That’s Ms. Nubs to you.

(Big Sister, if you're reading this, I'm afraid you are Hopeless Jiggles.)

Posted by Ryan at January 12, 2010 01:12 PM
Comments

I got Monkey Nipples.

Monkey Nipples?! I'll smack any of you who even try it!

Posted by: Kristen on January 12, 2010 04:41 PM

Doesn't sound very appealing, does it? I think I'll let my sweetie pick the pet names after all.

Posted by: ellen on January 12, 2010 05:01 PM

Now that I know what other people are getting, I don't dare give it a try!

Posted by: Batty on January 12, 2010 06:55 PM

For the pet name thing, I got Silky Ears. I don't think so, that seems a bit more appropriate for Mr Jefferies or Olive.

However, I like my pirate name, Cap'n Angelina Bloodsmear, I can relate to that name on some days.

Posted by: picadrienne on January 12, 2010 09:13 PM

Mine came up the description of the south end of a north bound dog - sounds like froggy janeus. Let's never speak of this again.

Posted by: Elaine on January 12, 2010 09:23 PM

I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type much less look up a pet name.

Posted by: Laura Sue on January 15, 2010 06:00 PM
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