Remember the Alien Genitalia of June ’09?
Or the Chocolate Wonders of October ’09?
This year’s contribution is the Pepper from Hell.
The little tag that came with it says "sweet pepper" but I don’t believe that for a dad-blamed minute. Look at this thing! It screams, “If you touch me with the tiniest bit of your tongue, your eyes will pinwheel like a cartoon character’s, you'll flood the immediate area in feet of sweat, and then your head will pop off and the astronauts in the International Space Station will wave as it flies by.” And it has two satanic friends still lurking on the pepper bush.
I will be giving it a taste test anon and will report...typing with what's left of my charred fingers. Sweet pepper, my arse!Posted by Ryan at August 21, 2013 11:41 PM