Have I ever told you about my Theory of Vibration? Although I don't apply the TOV enough, I believe that for people like me who suffer from depression all their lives, a key ingredient in the elusive super cure is...
I sit here with my Voice-Activated Knitter's Guide, into which I have fed the graph for the Varg Pojken (Reindeer Sweater). I've asked it to synthesize the voice of Sean Connery and to emit the cherry fragrance of a slowly...
